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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Junglebunny Rapper Endorses Romney!

    Well if THIS doesn't take the cake. I didn't know that nigress rap stars even knew who Mitt Romney was, much less that they had the understanding of what an endorsement is. Let's hope her song resonates around the ghetto, and maybe split up the spade vote.

    Anyway, it might work better than the technique Landover baptist tried 4 years ago.


    Minaj for Mitt: Rapper Nicki Minaj endorses Mitt Romney in song

    Nicki Minaj is a firm believer that starships were meant to fly. She also believes that Mitt Romney can fix the economy.

    Nicki Minaj is a firm believer that starships are meant to fly. She also believes that Mitt Romney can fix the economy.

    Minaj is featured in a new single titled "Dedication 4" off of fellow rapper Lil Wayne's mixtape. In it Minaj says, "I'm a Republican voting for Mitt Romney / You lazy b----es is f---ing up the economy."

    While that may seem like a pretty clear cut endorsement to most, many fans are questioning its authenticity, saying that Minaj must have been joking. Minaj did after all follow that line with one noting that she is "hanging out with zombies."

    Caution, the song contains about as many expletives as there were cowboy hats at the RNC!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #2
    Re: Junglebunny Rapper Endorses Romney!

    I try to be practical when it comes to bringing in the nigra vote, but sometimes I wonder if Jesus ever envisioned what would happen with all the "rap" stuff.



    Then there is the problem with the Wiggers – hold on to your seat as this middle aged white woman raps about Jesus.

    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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