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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Queer Wetbacks Get Special Rights!

    It has finally happened. President Obama and his ultraliberal thugs have taken the plunge and created a new category for special rights: Perverted Illegal Aliens!

    Gay Couples Get Deportation Reprieve

    In a rare step forward for both gay and immigrant rights, the Department of Homeland Security announced Friday it’s planning a new policy that will allow illegal immigrants who have same-sex partners to have their deportations put on hold. “It will mark the very first time that lesbian and gay couples have been recognized with immigration policy for relief,” said a spokesman for Immigration Equality. The policy is part of a federal movement to unload resources from low-priority deportation cases. There is, however, a major caveat: the policy will not allow foreigners in same-sex marriages to become eligible for green cards or citizenship, the way spouses of citizens of the opposite sex are.
    Now I ask you, how is this protecting America? By inviting foreign homers to live illegally in God's favorite country, we are like sitting ducks! The terrorists win! Case closed!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Queer Wetbacks Get Special Rights!

    There must be some country out there (besides the U.S.A.) that wants to be the fag capital of the world and take all of these homo refugees. It's time for them to speak up because we have 1,000,000 homers who don't want to go back to Mexico!!!
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: Queer Wetbacks Get Special Rights!

      Now all the wetbacks will claim to be queer so they don't get deported. You know they will.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12624

        #4
        Re: Queer Wetbacks Get Special Rights!

        I don't understand this: They have cameras everywhere along the border. It would be so easy to spot the gay wetbacks, prancing along across the dry Rio Grande, and stop them then and there.

        Instead, they tip toe right on into Godly American and set up their bath houses and sinful communities unimpeded.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Godfly
          Descended from Rapes
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 1552

          #5
          Re: Queer Wetbacks Get Special Rights!

          All wetbacks are gay. Have you seen the way those bullfighters dress? Those are the manly ones.
          Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #6
            Re: Queer Wetbacks Get Special Rights!

            Yea, more of the AIDS!!!



            Hey Brock Obama, they probably didn't teach you this at your madrasah:

            (Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

            What is so difficult to understand about that???

            YiC,

            Zech
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            • Godfly
              Descended from Rapes
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 1552

              #7
              Re: Queer Wetbacks Get Special Rights!

              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
              Yea, more of the AIDS!!!



              Hey Brock Obama, they probably didn't teach you this at your madrasah:

              (Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

              What is so difficult to understand about that???

              YiC,

              Zech
              He should change his name to Barack Abomination.
              Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: Queer Wetbacks Get Special Rights!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Now all the wetbacks will claim to be queer so they don't get deported. You know they will.
                Maybe some men of good character will have to test them. Expose them for the false homos they are!
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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