An Open Letter to Touchy Feely Liberals: Have Some Sympathy for Mitt

[Johny Joe Hold]

Dear Liberals:

According to polls, Mitt is not doing so well. All of you liberals who feel sorry for the unfortunate need to show your true colors, now.

We here at LBC are asking you to pull for the underdog, the person shunned by the majority. Stop supporting the status quo, the establishment and standing by while we who support Mitt, and Mitt himself, get our feelings hurt.

Now, I wouldn't think of playing some political trick on you liberals, trying to simply persuade you to vote for Mitt for political gain. Instead, I'm talking to you as fellow citizens in seach of the common good.

If we don't have a country where we all look after the underdogs, what kind of heartless and mean spirited place will we have here? Won't you please join us in voting for a person who doesn't seem to have enough friends?

Johny Joe Hold, Mayor

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: An Open Letter to Touchy Feely Liberals: Have Some Sympathy for Mitt

Maybe this would be a good time to remind liberals that Mitt is part of a tiny minority.

Is he black? No, they're 12.6% of the US population.

A sodomite? Ah, they're somewhere around 10%.

Jewish? No, there are far more Jews. 1.7% of the population.

No, Mitt is part of a much smaller minority. 99% of the country stands pitted against him in a vile class warfare.

If that doesn't make him an underdog, I don't know what does!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: An Open Letter to Touchy Feely Liberals: Have Some Sympathy for Mitt

Maybe this would be a good time to remind liberals that Mitt is part of a tiny minority.

Is he black? No, they're 12.6% of the US population.

A sodomite? Ah, they're somewhere around 10%.

Jewish? No, there are far more Jews. 1.7% of the population.

No, Mitt is part of a much smaller minority. 99% of the country stands pitted against him in a vile class warfare.

If that doesn't make him an underdog, I don't know what does!

You are so right, Rev. Liberals need to stand up for diversity and inclusiveness.

When someone from a minority has the courage to put themselves out there, like our brave friend, Mitt, liberals should join hands with us here at LBC and give that person a place at the table.

[Little Donkey]

Re: An Open Letter to Touchy Feely Liberals: Have Some Sympathy for Mitt

Maybe this would be a good time to remind liberals that Mitt is part of a tiny minority.

Is he black? No, they're 12.6% of the US population.

A sodomite? Ah, they're somewhere around 10%.

Jewish? No, there are far more Jews. 1.7% of the population.

No, Mitt is part of a much smaller minority. 99% of the country stands pitted against him in a vile class warfare.

If that doesn't make him an underdog, I don't know what does!

12.6 + 10 + 1.7 = 33.3% now add in the 47% who play victim living off government handouts = 80.3% now in add the atheists = 80.4% and the muslims who are taking over America = 81.0% and finally add in all other false religions = 83.7%. Am I forgetting some other so-called "minorities"?

As you can see, the "minorities" are actually the overwhelming MAJORITY in this country and white Christians (including Mitt for the sake of argument) are the actual minority. You don't see us on television channels and radio stations arguing about the persecution of straight white males. No, because we are out there winning in the real world doing things like building it and creating jobs.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: An Open Letter to Touchy Feely Liberals: Have Some Sympathy for Mitt

For the record, I need to qualify my invitation to liberals to join us in voting for a beleaguered minority candidate, Mitt Romney.

The invitation does not actually extend to homers and atheists, just liberals who do things like hug trees and support communist forms of government. And, of course, we don't want to imply they will receive anything they want from the Romney Administration.

I hope this clearifies the invitation a little.

[PetitionLady]

Re: An Open Letter to Touchy Feely Liberals: Have Some Sympathy for Mitt

12.6 + 10 + 1.7 = 33.3% now add in the 47% who play victim living off government handouts = 80.3% now in add the atheists = 80.4% and the muslims who are taking over America = 81.0% and finally add in all other false religions = 83.7%. Am I forgetting some other so-called "minorities"?

As you can see, the "minorities" are actually the overwhelming MAJORITY in this country and white Christians (including Mitt for the sake of argument) are the actual minority. You don't see us on television channels and radio stations arguing about the persecution of straight white males. No, because we are out there winning in the real world doing things like building it and creating jobs.

Bravo!

PRAISE be to GOD!

[PetitionLady]

Re: An Open Letter to Touchy Feely Liberals: Have Some Sympathy for Mitt

Bravo!

PRAISE be to GOD!

Brother Little Donkey, to edit,
my post above was in reference to your last paragraph and especially your last sentence.

Thank you.

YSIC