Spic Woman Assaults Cops With Silly String, Gets Punched

[Free Market Fred]

Howdy ya'all. Sorry I've been away, but I had to do my three-month residency down in Panama to complete my requirement for citizenship. It's nice having an extra nationality, which is why I have six of them. Comes in real handy at tax time, not to mention keeping Interpol off my back lest the Japs get uppity about that little Fukushima incident my company triggered when we were testing undersea drilling using atomic bombs. Hey, let me tell you, it was a great success - the blast greatly improved our offshore natural gas production. Think of it as fracking on steroids.

But I digress. I've been surfing the online news, catching up since I was real busy down their in beanerland tutoring young female Panamanian Bible students. Today I peeked at the commie HuffingtonPost web site (always good to check on what are enemies are up to). Anyways, they were whining (like liberals always do) about some alleged "police brutality." They linked to this Youtube flick, calling it a "shocking video:"

Well actually, it is pretty shocking. I mean that White Shirt™ cop (a publc-private partnership) should have shot the spic woman instead of just punching her in the face. After all, she was throwing Silly String in the direction of the police. Most people don't realize it, but silly string is a weapon of mass destruction. I should know, my company makes it in China. Believe me, all those colorful red and blue dyes are not harmless. I won't even visit the factory - more than 30% of our workers there already have cancer. Thank the Lord they're just Chink prisoners (and their kids), thus easily replaced.

A brief footnote: We hadn't actually planned on selling Silly String as a toy. Originally, we produced it for the Department of Defense as a sort of kinder, gentler napalm. But my marketing people saw the potential, and with the Halloween holiday coming up, we thought it could pump up our share prices and lead to some good year-end bonuses, so what the heck.


Silly String terrorism (child on right
currently in intensive care)

Anyway, about that woman getting punched. She was part of a group of beaners celebrating Spic Day, and there is no doubt she is an illegal alien. After she was arrested, she admitted to being from Puerto Rico and didn't even have a Puerto Rican passport. But - get this - she insisted she didn't even need a passport, and could travel and live in the USA for as long as she liked! Wow, these wetbacks just get cheekier all the time, don't they? Anyway, after a strip search and thorough cavity check in the back room by 10 male officers, they put her on bus and sent her back to Tijuana - they even dropped the disorderly conduct charge, on the condition she not re-enter the USA for at least 20 years. I think she got off pretty light, but Philadelphia is a liberal city. If she tried this down in a patriotic place like Texas, they'd be shipping her beaner ass remains back to TJ in a peanut butter jar.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Spic Woman Assaults Cops With Silly String, Gets Punched

That officer is lucky to be alive. Those hot blooded Latinas are as dangerous as an angry panther. His courageous choice to try and subdue her manually was not what I would have recommended. He could have lost his entire arm to her feral, cat like jaws.

And the bite of a Latina always leads to a serious infection. I do hope that brave public servant is current in all of his immunizations.

[Deaner]

Re: Spic Woman Assaults Cops With Silly String, Gets Punched

Anyways, they were whining (like liberals always do) about some alleged "police brutality." They linked to this Youtube flick, calling it a "shocking video:"

Brutality?? I had a queer in yellow hot pants pinch my ass once and I got $325,000 in cold, hard taxpayer cash.

All the judge did was look at the mo-mo's face (which looked like it had been hit by a forklift) and he immediately knew that I had been abused and was acting with rightgeous intention.

What that spic bitch got in comparison was a kiss on the lips. Damn liberals don't know what the word justice means.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Spic Woman Assaults Cops With Silly String, Gets Punched

I note that the cop in question was a Negro.

No doubt she'll be crying racism. You know how the Negroes can be.

[Prayer Warrior]

Re: Spic Woman Assaults Cops With Silly String, Gets Punched

From http://articles.philly.com/2012-10-0...lphia-police/3

In March 2010, when Josey was off-duty, he walked into a 7-Eleven in Bala Cynwyd and interrupted an armed robbery by Kenneth DeShields. When DeShields fled, Josey pursued him and fired when DeShields reached for a gun in his waistband. Josey was cited for bravery by the Citizens Crime Commission and cleared in the shooting.

Three months later, early July 4, Josey was off duty and outside a West Philadelphia bar with another officer when he saw two women arguing with an off-duty female officer. When he intervened, one of the women swung her purse at him, then went to her car, returning with a knife that she plunged three inches into Josey's lower back.

The brutality in that video you posted difficult to watch. Is officer Josey going to be okay after being assaulted with silly string like that? Thank goodness for organizations like the Citizens Crime Commission for recognizing the bravery of this officer. Most officers probably would have understandably shot a deplorable, degenerate like the woman depicted in that video.

This officer on the other hand risked his life for that degenerate scum by only punching her, rather than shooting her. I might even go as far as to say had officer Josey not taken care of her, another officer might have shot her. In a way, officer Josey saved this woman's life. Brave officers like that really deserve to be treated better. I feel a lot safer on the streets knowing officers like Josey are around.