Mr. Etheldreda Has Quit His Job To Give Himself More Time To Pray For Our Great Nation

[Mary Etheldreda]

Friends, you cannot imagine just how proud I am of my husband. Heading Pastor Flint's many calls to pray for our nation, inspired in part by Pastor Hagee's reminder that, "prayer is the most powerful force God has given us to bring our nation back to righteousness," Mr. Etheldred has taken the words of our LORD to heart. (Matthew 6:25-34)

He went into his den after Sunday services this morning, abandoned his clothing, and will not come out until the evening of November 6, 2012 when we find out as a nation if we will embrace our LORD, or invite upon ourselves One Thousand Years of Darkness (as our dear Brother in Christ, Chuck Norris warns).

Please do not worry about us. We have many children, but preparing for the New World Order, one which we will take no part in, we have stored many cans of nonperishable foods in the pantry, sacks upon sacks of rice and flour, and of course enough food to survive the LORD's wrath upon this Great Land. We will happily take your prayers, as really, they are far more important than dropping off food, or diapers, or toilet paper or any other things of this earth we may have found ourselves inadvertently attached to.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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God bless Mr. Etheldreda and you, Mary. I hope Mr. Etheldreda will include prayers for our City of Freehold.

Several of us now fear the possible reelection of Obama will put the focus of the New World Order on Freehold. No other city in the United States has done more to fight Obama and the international conspiracy than ours. It means they will be out to get even.

Dark days may be ahead.

[Levi Jones]

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Amen, sister.

If only more people would devote themselves full time to prayer, I just know our nation would be more righteous. It has to work.

As Jesus promises us,

Matthew 7:7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:

Matthew 21:21 Jesus answered and said unto them, Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done.

[Little Donkey]

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Great news! We only need a few more hundred thousand more to quit their jobs to undo Obama's fabricated jobs report earlier this week. Even those in the liberal elite have admitted the real job report is hidden in an African safe - it's astonishing how brazen they have become so close to the election.

Robert Gibbs, a senior adviser to the Obama campaign: "... the real jobs report is somewhere in a safe in Nyrobi with the president’s Kenyan birth certificate.”

[Zechariah Smyth]

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See? SEE? This is the kind of forward-thinking that makes this country great!



YiC,

Zech

[Godfly]

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Mr. Etheldreda has the right idea. I have often found it difficult to work a traditional job and not have it interfere with my daily prayers. That is why I became a Christian Artist, now my work is prayer.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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God bless Mr. Etheldreda and you, Mary. I hope Mr. Etheldreda will include prayers for our City of Freehold.

Several of us now fear the possible reelection of Obama will put the focus of the New World Order on Freehold. No other city in the United States has done more to fight Obama and the international conspiracy than ours. It means they will be out to get even.

Dark days may be ahead.

Dark days indeed, Brother Mayor.



But we are not afraid, for the LORD did not give us a spirit of fear, but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind! (2 Timothy 1:7) As always, prayers for Freehold are first among Mr. Etheldreda's petitions. Of course, as there are so few real demonic forces in our dear town, that part of his prayer takes the least amount of time. Then again, with the coming of Halloween, where atheists and false Christians celebrate Satan's birthday, he will naturally increase that portion of his prayer. That's one of the reasons I'm so impressed by his dedication. Without work to attend to, he'll have 24 hours a day to fast and pray. If this doesn't illuminate the determination and dedication of the Christian Soldier, I don't know what does.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Amen, sister.

If only more people would devote themselves full time to prayer, I just know our nation would be more righteous. It has to work.

As Jesus promises us,

Matthew 7:7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:

Matthew 21:21 Jesus answered and said unto them, Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done.

And Brother, if the Good Christ Jesus makes this promise, surely we can trust Him to keep it!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Great news! We only need a few more hundred thousand more to quit their jobs to undo Obama's fabricated jobs report earlier this week. Even those in the liberal elite have admitted the real job report is hidden in an African safe - it's astonishing how brazen they have become so close to the election.

Indeed! Mr. Etheldreda doesn't feel like a hero, but, well, I think it's pretty heroic of him to be stepping into the front lines of a Great Spiritual Battle like this. I do hope more True Christians™ get the call to do the same thing. Then Obama's lies and stories won't be but a whisper against the wind!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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See? SEE? This is the kind of forward-thinking that makes this country great!



YiC,

Zech

Mr. Etheldreda wanted to make sure no one confused him for taking credit for this brilliant plan. This is purely the work of the Holy Spirit. Mr. Etheldreda is but a servant for Christ.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Mr. Etheldreda has the right idea. I have often found it difficult to work a traditional job and not have it interfere with my daily prayers. That is why I became a Christian Artist, now my work is prayer.

Mr. Godfly, that portrait you painted of Mr. Etheldreda's mother surrounded by cherubim and seraphim, with the dove of peace sitting on one shoulder and the arm of her Redeemer around the other, the one hanging over the fire place in the parlor, is an inspiration to us even to this day. It's uncanny how you painted her to look like where ever we are in the room, she is looking down lovingly on us.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Mr. Godfly, that portrait you painted of Mr. Etheldreda's mother surrounded by cherubim and seraphim, with the dove of peace sitting on one shoulder and the arm of her Redeemer around the other, the one hanging over the fire place in the parlor, is an inspiration to us even to this day. It's uncanny how you painted her to look like where ever we are in the room, she is looking down lovingly on us.

Sister, I remember being struck by that painting at your post-CornCon cocktail party. I'd no idea Brother Godfly was the artist!

I found it amazing how he made those terrifying, multi-faced, winged creatures seem so . . . well, almost friendly!

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Sister, I remember being struck by that painting at your post-CornCon cocktail party. I'd no idea Brother Godfly was the artist!

I found it amazing how he made those terrifying, multi-faced, winged creatures seem so . . . well, almost friendly!

This is as good a place as any to make an official announcement. I have commissioned Brother Godfly to do a large sculpture that will be located in front of Freehold's City Hall.

Brother Godfly asked that I solicit citizens views as to what message and/or theme they would like to see in the sculputure. So, this is the place to pass along your thoughts.

(I must mention I have instructed Brother Godfly the sculpture cannot be a likeness of me.)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Brother Godfly asked that I solicit citizens views as to what message and/or theme they would like to see in the sculputure. So, this is the place to pass along your thoughts.

(I must mention I have instructed Brother Godfly the sculpture cannot be a likeness of me.)

It's like you were reading my mind, Mayor!

And I suppose Freehold doesn't need yet another statue of Zeke . . .

How about a statue celebrating the humble housewife? All these people think we don't love women; why not a statue to honor them?

Maybe Sister Mary could be the model for it, busily scrubbing the floor and simultaneously polishing her husband's shoe?

I'm sure Widow Helen would be willing to model as well. She's better at the cooking and mopping, though. Her knees aren't what they used to be.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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It's like you were reading my mind, Mayor!

And I suppose Freehold doesn't need yet another statue of Zeke . . .

How about a statue celebrating the humble housewife? All these people think we don't love women; why not a statue to honor them?

Maybe Sister Mary could be the model for it, busily scrubbing the floor and simultaneously polishing her husband's shoe?

I'm sure Widow Helen would be willing to model as well. She's better at the cooking and mopping, though. Her knees aren't what they used to be.

I'm writing down all these ideas, Rev Rodimer. We'll hear from a cross section of Freehold citizens.

In general, I think we would want the sculpture to reflect both the past and future Freehold, especially its True Christian™ heritage.