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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #1

    VP Debate is tonight!

    Debate coverage starts at 7pm Eastern. The debate itself starts at 8 Eastern.

    What will happen? How will Joe Biden embarrass himself and Obama and the entire nation? How will Paul Ryan grind Biden into so much mummy dust? Will Biden cry, or just storm offstage in a huff, stamping his little Biden feet and pouting?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996
      #2
      Re: VP Debate is tonight!

      Something happened to Joe Biden. Someone gave him a shot of testosterone or something.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: VP Debate is tonight!

          Ryan would have won, but he started blathering on about the pope.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Godfly
              Descended from Rapes
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 1552
              #4
              Re: VP Debate is tonight!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Ryan would have won, but he started blathering on about the pope.
              Did you see his hair sweating? He looked like an alter boy about to be molested. I'd be willing to bet a hundred dollars American that if we found a picture of Ryan's old parish priest he would look just like Joe Biden!
              Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996
                  #5
                  Re: VP Debate is tonight!

                  Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                  Did you see his hair sweating? He looked like an alter boy about to be molested. I'd be willing to bet a hundred dollars American that if we found a picture of Ryan's old parish priest he would look just like Joe Biden!
                  Meanwhile, Biden just kept laughing at Ryan like Ryan was some toddler trying to beat him up, while Joe put one hand on Ryan's little forehead and kept him at bay!

                  Never have I seen a man be so rude, so disrespectful, so obnoxious to an incoming Vice President!
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • WilliamJenningsBryan
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 9384
                      #6
                      Re: VP Debate is tonight!

                      The important thing to remember here is that Biden is also a cathylick. I think the chinks have it right this time – two violence prone Irish cathylicks going after one another (which is why I always barricade my doors when St. Patrick’s Day rolls around).

                      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                      ...and get off my lawn
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