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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #1

    Funny Obama Jokes

    How can you tell Obama is lying?
    His lips are moving.
    What would Obama do if he had to go in public without his teleprompter?
    See the recent debate for humorous clips.
    Why did the fried chicken cross the road?
    It saw the Obamas coming.


    Why did Obama spend the evening in a cemetery?
    The dead are his most reliable voters!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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    • Deaner
      Christ's Love Messenger
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5932
      #2
      Re: Funny Obama Jokes

      What would you call Obama if he had no arms?

      Honest.

      What would you call the Clintons in they were black

      Niggers.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78551
          #3
          Re: Funny Obama Jokes

          Q. How can Obama improve the economy?
          A. Lose the election.

          President Thomas Jefferson made the Louisiana purchase for 233 million dollars. Obama spent more than that while you were reading this.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Godfly
              Descended from Rapes
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 1552
              #4
              Re: Funny Obama Jokes

              What do you call the entire Obama family jumping out of a plane? Night.
              Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                • PetitionLady
                  Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                  Forum Member
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 883
                  #5
                  Re: Funny Obama Jokes

                  "First lady Michelle Obama told 'Regis & Kelly' she was expecting jewelry on Valentine's Day. She said it wouldn't be anything extravagant because Barack tends to be responsible when he's spending his own money." –Jay Leno
                  But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                  him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                  ~Matt. 10:33
                  ~~~~~~~
                  Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                    • PetitionLady
                      Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 883
                      #6
                      Re: Funny Obama Jokes

                      Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
                      A. What's toilet paper?
                      But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                      him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                      ~Matt. 10:33
                      ~~~~~~~
                      Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                        • LBC loving Dutchmen
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2011
                          • 216
                          #7
                          Re: Funny Obama Jokes

                          Obama enters heaven...























                          almost had you! Obummer never makes it into heaven!
                          II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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                            • Brother Jeremiah
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Oct 2012
                              • 16
                              #8
                              Re: Funny Obama Jokes

                              So Obama wins the election...

                              Just kidding. Obama would never win the election because he makes poor decisions and flip-flops all the time. I want a president who sticks with what he says, I want Mitt Romney.

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