Everything is Bill Clinton's fault

[Mr. Jingles]

After praying & reading my KJB, I have come to the conclusion that every single evil committed in America today, as well as the rest of the world, is entirely the fault of William Jefferson Clinton. In fact, Clinton may be respomsible for evils committed before he was born. I'm sure that no true Christian would disagree with that.

[Curious Agnostic]

Re: Everything is Bill Clinton's fault

....what? That HAS to be a parody.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Everything is Bill Clinton's fault

William Jefferson Clinton "Bubba" (a dumbfounded moron) was the 42nd President of the United States of America, a dark era in between the glory days of George H.W. Bush, and the amazing presidency of George W. Bush.

He is a nasty, bad, naughty boy. Anything that you, as an American, are presently unhappy with can be traced back to the evil, corrupt, incompetent Clinton regime.

During those eight long years, we Americans passed the time by giving control of Congress back to the Republicans (God's favorite party!), trying to keep Clinton from fondling our teenage daughters, and pondering whether Ronald Reagan was the greatest President or merely a great President. Of course this was well before Jesus chose George W. Bush to lead our Godly nation who is, in fact, the greatest President of all time.

Unfortunately, Bill Clinton was too distracted (and oblivious) by the "DNA on the blue dress" and not "having very hardcore sex with that Monica Lewinsky" to start WW3, thus leaving that burden to fall on the greatest president (EVER), George W. Bush (there's still time!).

The good news for True Christians™? We are on the road to WW3 and Jesus is coming soon!

During his tenure as President, Americans suffered through record stock market losses, record low employment, and, for the first time in our glorious nation's history, a budget for disaster. Thankfully, that's all changed now. All of which makes us ask ourselves, Bill Clinton worst president or most perverted president? Plus, according to some, he is the first coon president that the U.S. ever had.

At all costs, we need to prevent the bulldyke version Clinton from occupying the Whitehouse in November. Our Godly nation cannot sit by and tolerate another 8 years of perversion, corruption and willful incompetence.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Everything is Bill Clinton's fault

Let's remember who put Slick Willy into power in the first place. It was the homers and the feminazis. As we pull ourselves out of the rubble left by that long national nightmare that was the Klingon administration, we have them to thank.