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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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    Ugh. I have barely mustered the strength to type up this message, but this whole "election" has been an exercise in futility. Sometimes it is just so hard to take this constant persecution. We should have known. His whole "kind" has a long, long history of stealing what they want, rather than earning it, whether it's hubcaps or the presidency.

    It can be so disheartening to be one of the few that wants to remain moral. I thank God for each and every one of my Brothers & Sisters in Christ, who keep me strong. It is good to know that we are still here, we are still strong. Protect us oh Lord, and forgive those who voted for this Obamanation. We cry out to you for mercy!

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    What's going to get the attention of the Demoncrats? Will they finally wake up when their sons come home from school crying because they were bullied for making out with a girl? It's coming. One day being straight and white will be a crime.

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  • Jedediah
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    Not to mention columns of squinty-eyed chinamen marching down Main Streets across the US, wearing blue UN helmets. Fortunately, those of us who hearken to God's Word will have been raptured away well ahead of the tribulations.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by TheAlaskanDopeAddict View Post
    I'm quite glad Obama won.

    You guys over re-act too much. he he...
    We'll see who over reacts when the black helicopters land, doper.

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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    Originally posted by TheAlaskanDopeAddict View Post
    I'm quite glad Obama won.

    You guys over re-act too much. he he...
    You can laugh, Addict. I've been in politics a long time and I can see certain things coming before most others. I'll tell you what I see in the second term of Obummer.

    It is Obummer in trouble with the law. The charge will be impersonating a Christian while being a closet Muslim. He will get caught eventually.

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  • TheAlaskanDopeAddict
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    I'm quite glad Obama won.

    You guys over re-act too much. he he...

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    I don't know what to say. This country has gone nuts if they re-elected that socialists to set up FEMA death camps and break our economy by handing out vouchers for the gays to get abortions.

    The time for running and hiding is over. I will be at my post in the Freehold guard shack when Obummer sends is jackbooted New Black Panther goods after me to take my guns. Hopefully Jesus will make sure it's quick but I am not surrendering my LEGAL firearms quietly like some sheeple.

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  • Professor Bessemer
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    Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
    Is Capt Aaron still in Freehold? Only I just saw one of LBC's planes being flown erratically over the Suffolk coast, trailing a banner reading:
    "piffleed by Romney: Now prepare to be fist-piffleed by Osama"

    My prayers are with the Portways.

    YBIC
    Brother Portway is on voluntary unpaid leave. He is currently resting at Landover Baptist University Hospital. At this time, he is not seeing visitors and well wishers are advised to send their cards and letters to my residence.

    As for the plane you saw, the people I contacted at Landover AirJesus have no comment on the matter. They went on to assure me that if any of their pilots were to have made such a flight, it would have been at their own personal expense and that neither Landover Baptist Church or Landover AirJesus authorized such a flight.

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  • Carl the wop
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    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    As a white taxpayer I wonder if there is any place left for me in this country. I'm going to move to a Libertarian utopia like Somalia.
    I'm thinking Liberia since we'll all soon be slaves to the Kenyan..

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  • Matthew Hopkins
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    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    And here I thought hormonal instability, hot flashes, and emotional breakdowns we women have to endure would be enough to dissuade anyone from the idea!
    I believe there was a menstrahut built at Camp David for when Indira Ghandi visited.

    YBIC

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    I think they'd also want that President to be a woman! Can you imagine the horror of female menstrual uncleanness in the Oval Office?
    And here I thought hormonal instability, hot flashes, and emotional breakdowns we women have to endure would be enough to dissuade anyone from the idea!

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Oh, please don't say such frightening things!

    I couldn't bear it if this nation elected one who doesn't recognize morals and wisdom come from the LORD alone. Why, we might as well elect a mongoloid.
    I hear you, Sister. Something tells me it is the dearest wish of the liberals to get a President in the White House who is of the devil and who will finally drive God out of our schools and colleges until the evil Darwinists win our children into Hell. They want our nation to listen to the fag enablement agenda. I think they'd also want that President to be a woman! Can you imagine the horror of female menstrual uncleanness in the Oval Office?

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    Or at this rate the Demoncrats will manage to elect an open atheist!
    Oh, please don't say such frightening things!

    I couldn't bear it if this nation elected one who doesn't recognize morals and wisdom come from the LORD alone. Why, we might as well elect a mongoloid.

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  • Matthew Hopkins
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    Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
    To update those who may be worried about the Portways, young Naomi is safe here at my estate. She arrived quite disheveled at my back door. I immediately called Brother Aaron on his cellular phone, even though this seemed to upset Mrs. Portway. When he answered, he informed me that he was currently uninterested in the state of her backside, as he was on his way to an all night liquor store.

    I blame myself for what happened next, as I believe I distracted Brother Aaron from the task at hand, namely not driving headlong into a drainage ditch. The call then ended abruptly. After calling Officer Don and Bobby-Joe, I called Brother Aaron back and kept him on the line until help arrived. He rambled on quite a bit about Latinos being responsible for his current situation, but I believe he will be fine.
    Is Capt Aaron still in Freehold? Only I just saw one of LBC's planes being flown erratically over the Suffolk coast, trailing a banner reading:
    "Fucked by Romney: Now prepare to be fist-fucked by Osama"

    My prayers are with the Portways.

    YBIC

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  • Pim Pendergast
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    My condolences from Down Under. Out here we have a liberal ginger childless atheist feminazi running our country. I deeply sympathise with what you're going through.

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