[Brother Jared]

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As soon as I heard Ohio was lieberal I felt sick and had to upchuck the missus wonderful celebration dinner. I've been sick ever since. I can't believe God's favorite country is resided by so many hell-bound lieberals, but God must have a plan with all this.

Four more years in lieberal hell

[Pim Pendergast]

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My condolences from Down Under. Out here we have a liberal ginger childless atheist feminazi running our country. I deeply sympathise with what you're going through.

[Matthew Hopkins]

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To update those who may be worried about the Portways, young Naomi is safe here at my estate. She arrived quite disheveled at my back door. I immediately called Brother Aaron on his cellular phone, even though this seemed to upset Mrs. Portway. When he answered, he informed me that he was currently uninterested in the state of her backside, as he was on his way to an all night liquor store.

I blame myself for what happened next, as I believe I distracted Brother Aaron from the task at hand, namely not driving headlong into a drainage ditch. The call then ended abruptly. After calling Officer Don and Bobby-Joe, I called Brother Aaron back and kept him on the line until help arrived. He rambled on quite a bit about Latinos being responsible for his current situation, but I believe he will be fine.

Is Capt Aaron still in Freehold? Only I just saw one of LBC's planes being flown erratically over the Suffolk coast, trailing a banner reading:
"Fucked by Romney: Now prepare to be fist-fucked by Osama"

My prayers are with the Portways.

YBIC

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Or at this rate the Demoncrats will manage to elect an open atheist!

Oh, please don't say such frightening things!

I couldn't bear it if this nation elected one who doesn't recognize morals and wisdom come from the LORD alone. Why, we might as well elect a mongoloid.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Oh, please don't say such frightening things!

I couldn't bear it if this nation elected one who doesn't recognize morals and wisdom come from the LORD alone. Why, we might as well elect a mongoloid.

I hear you, Sister. Something tells me it is the dearest wish of the liberals to get a President in the White House who is of the devil and who will finally drive God out of our schools and colleges until the evil Darwinists win our children into Hell. They want our nation to listen to the fag enablement agenda. I think they'd also want that President to be a woman! Can you imagine the horror of female menstrual uncleanness in the Oval Office?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I think they'd also want that President to be a woman! Can you imagine the horror of female menstrual uncleanness in the Oval Office?

And here I thought hormonal instability, hot flashes, and emotional breakdowns we women have to endure would be enough to dissuade anyone from the idea!

[Matthew Hopkins]

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And here I thought hormonal instability, hot flashes, and emotional breakdowns we women have to endure would be enough to dissuade anyone from the idea!

I believe there was a menstrahut built at Camp David for when Indira Ghandi visited.

YBIC

[Carl the wop]

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As a white taxpayer I wonder if there is any place left for me in this country. I'm going to move to a Libertarian utopia like Somalia.

I'm thinking Liberia since we'll all soon be slaves to the Kenyan..

[Professor Bessemer]

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Is Capt Aaron still in Freehold? Only I just saw one of LBC's planes being flown erratically over the Suffolk coast, trailing a banner reading:
"piffleed by Romney: Now prepare to be fist-piffleed by Osama"

My prayers are with the Portways.

YBIC

Brother Portway is on voluntary unpaid leave. He is currently resting at Landover Baptist University Hospital. At this time, he is not seeing visitors and well wishers are advised to send their cards and letters to my residence.

As for the plane you saw, the people I contacted at Landover AirJesus have no comment on the matter. They went on to assure me that if any of their pilots were to have made such a flight, it would have been at their own personal expense and that neither Landover Baptist Church or Landover AirJesus authorized such a flight.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I don't know what to say. This country has gone nuts if they re-elected that socialists to set up FEMA death camps and break our economy by handing out vouchers for the gays to get abortions.

The time for running and hiding is over. I will be at my post in the Freehold guard shack when Obummer sends is jackbooted New Black Panther goods after me to take my guns. Hopefully Jesus will make sure it's quick but I am not surrendering my LEGAL firearms quietly like some sheeple.

[TheAlaskanDopeAddict]

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I'm quite glad Obama won.

You guys over re-act too much. he he...

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I'm quite glad Obama won.

You guys over re-act too much. he he...

You can laugh, Addict. I've been in politics a long time and I can see certain things coming before most others. I'll tell you what I see in the second term of Obummer.

It is Obummer in trouble with the law. The charge will be impersonating a Christian while being a closet Muslim. He will get caught eventually.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm quite glad Obama won.

You guys over re-act too much. he he...

We'll see who over reacts when the black helicopters land, doper.

[Jedediah]

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Not to mention columns of squinty-eyed chinamen marching down Main Streets across the US, wearing blue UN helmets. Fortunately, those of us who hearken to God's Word will have been raptured away well ahead of the tribulations.

[Redeemed Papist]

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What's going to get the attention of the Demoncrats? Will they finally wake up when their sons come home from school crying because they were bullied for making out with a girl? It's coming. One day being straight and white will be a crime.