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  • Godfly
    Descended from Rapes
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 1552
    #1

    Republican rally and taco feed!

    This Friday at the Freehold Bible Camp and RV park I will be hosting a Republucan rally meeting and taco feed. Be sure to tell any Latinos you know. Any man who brings a Latino gets in free. No undocumented workers allowed so make sure they have their papers.

    It's never too soon to start preparing for the next election!
    Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
    Tags: hispandering, republicanista, republicanistas, spraytan republicans
    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12614
      #2
      Re: Republican rally and taco feed!

      Originally posted by Godfly View Post
      This Friday at the Freehold Bible Camp and RV park I will be hosting a Republucan rally meeting and taco feed. Be sure to tell any Latinos you know. Any man who brings a Latino gets in free. No undocumented workers allowed so make sure they have their papers.

      It's never too soon to start preparing for the next election!
      e

      That's a GREAT idea, Brother Godfly. It's never too early, indeed.

      I'm having small paper bags made up. They will be filled with pinto beans and given to our guests to take home.

      On the bags I'm printing, "Republicanos estan sus Amigos"
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775
          #3
          Re: Republican rally and taco feed!

          If I bring my house cleaner Malvina, do I have to pay her for those hours?
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555
              #4
              Re: Republican rally and taco feed!

              Originally posted by Godfly View Post
              This Friday at the Freehold Bible Camp and RV park I will be hosting a Republucan rally meeting and taco feed. Be sure to tell any Latinos you know. Any man who brings a Latino gets in free. No undocumented workers allowed so make sure they have their papers.

              It's never too soon to start preparing for the next election!
              Just make sure that security escorts every last one of them out of town when they're done chomping tacos.

              Personally I never eat ethnic food. It hottens up the blood.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Carl the wop
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2012
                  • 462
                  #5
                  Re: Republican rally and taco feed!

                  Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                  e

                  That's a GREAT idea, Brother Godfly. It's never too early, indeed.

                  I'm having small paper bags made up. They will be filled with pinto beans and given to our guests to take home.

                  On the bags I'm printing, "Republicanos estan sus Amigos"
                  Brother Johnny.. I looked up your translation on a beaner dictionary (just to make sure our outreach works best). Apparently they want us to say "Republicanos somos sus Amigos" or some such gibberish. Wouldn't want the commies telling us we got it wrong.
                  Recovering Catholic.

                  Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                  Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                    • Johny Joe Hold
                      Mayor of Freehold
                       
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 12614
                      #6
                      Re: Republican rally and taco feed!

                      Originally posted by Carl the wop View Post
                      Brother Johnny.. I looked up your translation on a beaner dictionary (just to make sure our outreach works best). Apparently they want us to say "Republicanos somos sus Amigos" or some such gibberish. Wouldn't want the commies telling us we got it wrong.
                      Carl -- Thanks. I'm not sure it matters because it never been proven to me there is really a language called "Spanish". It looks to me like people are just pretending to speak something different than English.

                      If they were really speaking something another person was understanding, they wouldn't need to wave their arms all over the place.
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • VictoryOS
                          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                           
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 5388
                          #7
                          Re: Republican rally and taco feed!

                          Do we have to bring a hispanic to get the free tacos? Is there a limit on the number of tacos per person?
                          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                          in 2016

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                            • Godfly
                              Descended from Rapes
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 1552
                              #8
                              Re: Republican rally and taco feed!

                              Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                              Do we have to bring a hispanic to get the free tacos? Is there a limit on the number of tacos per person?
                              You have to bring a Latino if you want to get in free, but you can bring any kind of Latino. Asians, Mexicans, Indians, spiks, any kind of Latino will do.
                              Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78555
                                  #9
                                  Re: Republican rally and taco feed!

                                  Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                                  Do we have to bring a hispanic to get the free tacos? Is there a limit on the number of tacos per person?
                                  You can borrow my 14 year old Indonesian houseboy, sister. He passes for a wetback pretty well. And you can have his tacos. He only eats what I give him.
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • Levi Jones
                                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                       
                                      • Jul 2009
                                      • 13930
                                      #10
                                      Re: Republican rally and taco feed!

                                      I think we Republicans can connect with the beaners in a more meaningful way if we can come up with issues that are important to them. As we all know, they breed like roaches and like to talk about familia a lot. They also like Caesar Chavez. Maybe one of our slogans in 2016 could be, "Si se puede votar Republican por su familia."

                                      If that doesn't work, we could just try to buy them off with a six pack of that piss they call beer Corona. We all know how much those people like their cerveza.
                                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                        • Johny Joe Hold
                                          Mayor of Freehold
                                           
                                          • Feb 2010
                                          • 12614
                                          #11
                                          Re: Republican rally and taco feed!

                                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                          I think we Republicans can connect with the beaners in a more meaningful way if we can come up with issues that are important to them. As we all know, they breed like roaches and like to talk about familia a lot. They also like Caesar Chavez. Maybe one of our slogans in 2016 could be, "Si se puede votar Republican por su familia."

                                          If that doesn't work, we could just try to buy them off with a six pack of that piss they call beer Corona. We all know how much those people like their cerveza.
                                          Thank you, Brother Levi.

                                          I think Brother Godfly is on to something that will be adopted nationally by the GOP. I never thought about offering free Corona with the free beans.

                                          Another thought to consider is hiring a Mexican band from East Des Moines and renaming it, Mariachi Republicano Freehold.
                                          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                                            • VictoryOS
                                              True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                               
                                              • Dec 2007
                                              • 5388
                                              #12
                                              Re: Republican rally and taco feed!

                                              Will there be lettuce and tomato and things like that to put on the tacos? What about cheese and hot sauce?
                                              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                              in 2016

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                                                • Godfly
                                                  Descended from Rapes
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Jan 2010
                                                  • 1552
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Republican rally and taco feed!

                                                  Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                                                  Will there be lettuce and tomato and things like that to put on the tacos? What about cheese and hot sauce?
                                                  If the women want to bring their own lettuce and tomatoes feel free. The Godfreys serve only all beef tacos.
                                                  Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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