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  • Godfly
    Descended from Rapes
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 1552

    #1

    Should Freehold secede from Iowa?

    Yes or no?
    22
    Yes, Freehold should secede because I love America
    0%
    20
    No, Freehold shouldn't because I want the Muslims to win
    0%
    2
    Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
  • WWJDnow
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2009
    • 6311

    #2
    Re: Should Freehold secede from Iowa?

    I'd say that, by voting for Barack Hussein Obama, Iowa just seceded from Freehold. The only question is whether Freehold should join Nebraska or make the really safe move and join Oklahoma.
    The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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    • SayvedByTheLord
      Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
      True Christian™
      • May 2007
      • 3151

      #3
      Re: Should Freehold secede from Iowa?

      Brothers and Sisters in Christ, I have personally started a petition on the Godless mudslimes web page just for this purpose. I expect thousands of signatures from God Fearing® Iowans.





      Praise Jesus!


      Leviticus 26:27-29

      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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      • Godfly
        Descended from Rapes
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 1552

        #4
        Re: Should Freehold secede from Iowa?

        Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
        Brothers and Sisters in Christ, I have personally started a petition on the Godless mudslimes web page just for this purpose. I expect thousands of signatures from God Fearing® Iowans.





        Praise Jesus!
        I want to escape the mooselimbs tyrant as much as you do Brother! But if Iowa broke from the union the darkies in Desmoins would just elect Obama as president of the Nation of Iowa. We need to cut off the hand that offends us!
        Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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        • Rev. Jamar D. Dodson
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Nov 2012
          • 105

          #5
          Re: Should Freehold secede from Iowa?

          You need all the red states. At least enough to form a chain to the Gulf of Mexico. You don't want to be landlocked within the Divided Islamic Socialist States of New Kenya.

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          • Little Donkey
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2010
            • 498

            #6
            Re: Should Freehold secede from Iowa?

            Originally posted by Rev. Jamar D. Dodson View Post
            You need all the red states. At least enough to form a chain to the Gulf of Mexico. You don't want to be landlocked within the Divided Islamic Socialist States of New Kenya.
            Friend, with JESUS we will not need a land bridge. We will have the POWER of prayer and the unlimited production capacity of a truly free market!! Just thinking of that gives me the shivers!!! YEAH!

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            • Bjorn Jensen
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2012
              • 2355

              #7
              Re: Should Freehold secede from Iowa?

              I vote for Pastor Ezekiel for President of the Republic of Freehold

              What should be the flag of Freehold?

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78553

                #8
                Re: Should Freehold secede from Iowa?

                Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                I vote for Pastor Ezekiel for President of the Republic of Freehold
                A permanent position I assume.

                Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                What should be the flag of Freehold?
                Here are a couple of possibilities.



                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Johny Joe Hold
                  Mayor of Freehold
                   
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 12512

                  #9
                  Re: Should Freehold secede from Iowa?

                  The thing that would help Freehold would be to get out from under Iowa's Satanic ruling that allows homer marriages.

                  We've done just about everything we could to discourage homers from coming to Iowa to marry. We even played a prank, misdirection signs, "Marriage Licences", with arrows that eventually lead visitors into a corn field. But, this is not enough.

                  We need to live in a State and Country that does not allow sin, period. Freehold is the most sin-free city in the world. Whatever we can do to keep it that way is worth the effort.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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