[John North]

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Oh my God™....was it called Camp Crystal Lake ? ? ? I saw a movie like that once ! ! !

How did you keep the autistic / assburger zombies from attacking you ? ? ?

Actually it was not Camp Crystal Lake but I think that would be a great name for a Christian camp. Book of Revelation often mentions the word crystal (Revelation 4:6, Revelation 21:11, Revelation 22:1). This part of the Bible would also make a great theme for a Bible camp.

Atheists often speak about autism spectrum disorders (I call it different degrees of laziness). Fortunately, the retards sent to us were close to being catatonic. I’m sure they hated us Christians but they were too indolent to constitute a physical threat. The best they could do was some kind of aggressive drooling. I suppose they expected us to wash their clothes or dry them up, but we didn’t. Do it yourself or remain soaked; that was the lesson learnt for these people.

[Matthew Hopkins]

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I talked with a woman down the street her grandson had the autism. She told me it was a gift from God. I told her that gifts from God could be many things but I do not think He would make someone retarded as a gift unless He was trying to teach somebody a lesson.

She is a jew so she did not understand. I tried to tell her again but she had an appointment.

Thank you.

Rusty

Well, I shout "GLORY!" for your witnessing, what with your head injury and all. That Jew lady must've had an appointment with Satan, not to want to hear more about the love of Jesus our LORD, praise Him!

Join our league, friend, we need your donations.

YBIC

Matthew, your friend.

[Russell Holbeck]

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Hello Matthew Hopkins. I went to your group but I do not think I can join it. There might be a test but I did not find it. Thank you for being my friend. There is a verse Ecclesiastes 4:9 I have marked with a Post-It note in my Bible that I think you will like.

Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour.

I do not think the jew woman down the street worships Satan but I have not asked her. She wears too much perfume.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Matthew Hopkins]

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Hello Matthew Hopkins. I went to your group but I do not think I can join it. There might be a test but I did not find it. Thank you for being my friend. There is a verse Ecclesiastes 4:9 I have marked with a Post-It note in my Bible that I think you will like.

Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour.

I do not think the jew woman down the street worships Satan but I have not asked her. She wears too much perfume.

Thank you.

Rusty

Dearest Rustle,

She is wearing that perfume to deceive you. She really smells of her own menstruation.

All Jewish women menstruate permanently, it is their defence mechanism against making love to the Jew men. They only stop to impregnate, and then it is a two minute window of opportunity.

You must join our group. We need your support, Brother Rustyard.

There is someone here who says he knows you from before the accident. He says he can help get your memory back, my dearest friend, Dusty.

Do not worry. Do not pay attention to selfish family members: they are only trying to get your money!

Come and be with us, Friend. We are your best friends. All we want is the best for you.

I do sincerely remain,

Your brother in Christ,

And your true friend,

Matthew.