How to be a Republican?

[Repentant Heathen]

Well as we all know I was an atheist. Which means I was a democrat too, and I want to know how to become a Republican. I mean what are there policies I have never been sober while voting I just voted for the guy supporting baby murder. But I need to change. So what do Republicans believe?

[WWJDnow]

Re: How to be a Republican?

Well as we all know I was an atheist. Which means I was a democrat too, and I want to know how to become a Republican. I mean what are there policies I have never been sober while voting I just voted for the guy supporting baby murder. But I need to change. So what do Republicans believe?

We Republicans just follow the rules that Jesus set out for us in the Bible:

1. If you want stuff, get a job, not a handout.
2. America is the greatest country on Earth. Let's keep it that way by excluding people from countries that aren't that great.
3. When in doubt, fight them over there so we won't have to fight them over here.
4. Tax cuts pay for themselves and more. If we set tax rates at zero on rich people, tax revenues would probably triple due to all of the jobs that they would create.
5. Follow the Constitition: Put God and guns back in our schools.
6. Protect our flag. No commie protesters.
7. Protect our families. No homos.
8. No killing babies unless it's collateral damage in an authorized military operation or specifically authorized by God.
9. Get sex education out of our schools and into the marriage bed, where it belongs.
10. The most efficent and civic-minded people in the world are corporate CEOs. Let them run things instead of government bureaucrats.

Follow Jesus's ten simple rules and, together, we'll keep America from falling apart.

[Repentant Heathen]

Re: How to be a Republican?

We Republicans just follow the rules that Jesus set out for us in the Bible:

1. If you want stuff, get a job, not a handout.
2. America is the greatest country on Earth. Let's keep it that way by excluding people from countries that aren't that great.
3. When in doubt, fight them over there so we won't have to fight them over here.
4. Tax cuts pay for themselves and more. If we set tax rates at zero on rich people, tax revenues would probably triple due to all of the jobs that they would create.
5. Follow the Constitition: Put God and guns back in our schools.
6. Protect our flag. No commie protesters.
7. Protect our families. No homos.
8. No killing babies unless it's collateral damage in an authorized military operation.
9. Get sex education out of our schools and into the marriage bed, where it belongs.
10. The most efficent and civic-minded people in the world are corporate CEOs. Let them run things instead of government bureaucrats.

Follow Jesus's ten simple rules and, together, we'll keep America from falling apart.

I'm sold I am a Conservative Republican now. No more do I flow the homer baby murdering DEMONcrats.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: How to be a Republican?

We Republicans just follow the rules that Jesus set out for us in the Bible:

1. If you want stuff, get a job, not a handout.
2. America is the greatest country on Earth. Let's keep it that way by excluding people from countries that aren't that great.
3. When in doubt, fight them over there so we won't have to fight them over here.
4. Tax cuts pay for themselves and more. If we set tax rates at zero on rich people, tax revenues would probably triple due to all of the jobs that they would create.
5. Follow the Constitition: Put God and guns back in our schools.
6. Protect our flag. No commie protesters.
7. Protect our families. No homos.
8. No killing babies unless it's collateral damage in an authorized military operation or specifically authorized by God.
9. Get sex education out of our schools and into the marriage bed, where it belongs.
10. The most efficent and civic-minded people in the world are corporate CEOs. Let them run things instead of government bureaucrats.

Follow Jesus's ten simple rules and, together, we'll keep America from falling apart.

You are OH so right, WWJDnow!! That's a strong list of issues and policies that any REAL American would certainly agree with wholeheartedly.

It nearly brings a tear to my eye when I think how terribly far we've fallen and how quickly since Mr. George W. Bush ran this country. It's a sad day in America when the browns and the lazy, greedy poor team up with harlot women and the liberal media to take over the country and run the show. No wonder a few mostly White men have been driven to expressing their frustrations in a hail of bullets in theaters, malls, religious cult temples, workplaces, museums, parks, congressional town hall meetings, universities, day spas, and first grade elementary school classrooms. You can't blame them, really. They've been driven to it by the angry, America-hating, anti-social, liberal left misfits and their enablers. At the very least, it shows that we are still a great nation (in spite of Obummer), where the 2nd Amendment is alive and well, and where the tree of Liberty is watered every few days or weeks with the blood of tyrants (and bystanders).


GLORY!!!