Gun Buyback

[Little Donkey]

Cities around the nation are trying to disarm the population with lucrative buyback schemes. This is pure and simple a government ploy to manipulate the free market in used weaponry to prevent legal gun owners, like my dear mamma, from increasing my her treasured stockpile of handguns and knock-off assault rifles.

Cheap guns are what hold our nation together, people. Except when some of us are trying to secede, in which case they represent the freedom of our great nation. When a used handgun and 16 rounds at Walmart cost more than a KFC bucket of Colonel's Crispy Thighs, double mash and gravy, our great nation leaves itself at the mercy of terrorists, commies or gay/union thugs.

I call on all True gun manufacturers to lower costs at their Chinese factories. NOTHING can compete with the free market, not even Obama's dictatorship. Listen up, Chinks - I have mamma has a $20 bill burning a hole in her pocket right now looking for a buy-1-get-1 deal on hand guns. Cheaper the better, bring it on invisible hand!!!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Gun Buyback

I'm thinking of calling up those Mayors who are holding the Gun Buybacks and offering to send trucks to pick up the guns from them.

Then, we'll set the guns out on tables in our Civic Auditorium, free to residents of Freehold.