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This book, describes Hitchens' progression from left wing elitist atheist to humble "amanuensis" of George W. Bush. While there is no need for expletives, it is about time somebody came forward to tell the world that Christopher Hitchens is in Heaven with Jesus and Jeffrey Dahmer.
Christopher Hitchens may have been a bit of a late bloomer, but this book proves that he came around towards the end. Ironic that the heathen author intended this to detract from Hitch's reputation.
While the electorate may not like flip flopping, Christ is totally indifferent to the practice. Luke 23:39-43 confirms this.
Like Hitchens, the thief on the cross was a "malefactor". Like Hitchens, when faced with eternity, he embraced the religion of George W. Bush, and became a champion of fetuses everywhere, except for test tube fetuses in the desolate wombs of artificially inseminated lesbos. Those should be ripped out and dashed against the stones in front of their mothers while they are being raped, in accordance with Isaiah 13:16. I like to think that Old Uncle Hitch would agree. 
Christopher Hitchens may have been a bit of a late bloomer, but this book proves that he came around towards the end. Ironic that the heathen author intended this to detract from Hitch's reputation.
While the electorate may not like flip flopping, Christ is totally indifferent to the practice. Luke 23:39-43 confirms this.
Luke 23:39-43
King James Version (KJV)
39 And one of the malefactors which were hanged railed on him, saying, If thou be Christ, save thyself and us.
40 But the other answering rebuked him, saying, Dost not thou fear God, seeing thou art in the same condemnation?
41 And we indeed justly; for we receive the due reward of our deeds: but this man hath done nothing amiss.
42 And he said unto Jesus, Lord, remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom.
43 And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, Today shalt thou be with me in paradise.
King James Version (KJV)
39 And one of the malefactors which were hanged railed on him, saying, If thou be Christ, save thyself and us.
40 But the other answering rebuked him, saying, Dost not thou fear God, seeing thou art in the same condemnation?
41 And we indeed justly; for we receive the due reward of our deeds: but this man hath done nothing amiss.
42 And he said unto Jesus, Lord, remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom.
43 And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, Today shalt thou be with me in paradise.
Isaiah 13:16
King James Version (KJV)
16 Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished.
King James Version (KJV)
16 Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished.
Hosea 13:16
King James Version (KJV)
16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
King James Version (KJV)
16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
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