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The military style weapons that we all cherish are getting a bad rap with evil sounding names that have a bad conotation. Why not rename them so they sound better to anti-gunners? The Ak-47 could be called 'Baby Jesus-47' and our Ar-15 could be called the 'Holy Smoking-Lamb of God-15'. Personaly, I feel that if I heard my infants were blasted to pieces by a crazed gunman in an elementary pre-school, it would be very comforting to know it was done by a 'Baby Jesus-47'!! Maybe this way folks wouldn't fear another massacre, but actually welcome several more in the future to boot! Praise Jesus and pass the ammo!