An Obama presidency will end true Christianity

[Mr. Jingles]

I tremble in fear when I think of what will happen to America if Barak Obama becomes President. Before we know it, there will be shouts of 'Lawdy Lawdy' in all of our churches. People of color will want to become deacons & elders & stop mowing churches lawns as they usually do. So-called Christians might even start helping the homeless; this will not make Jesus happy.

Since our silly Constitution doesn't allow George W Bush to be President-for-life, it is urgent that ballot boxes be overstuffed in favor of John McCain this November; perhaps a few good Christian computer hackers can circumvent the voting machines, too.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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perhaps a few good Christian computer hackers can circumvent the voting machines, too.

Shhhh, Brother Jingles. If there were any Landover connections to the Diebold company (which makes the voting machines), surely we would not be able to talk about them here. But rest assured that the higher ups have this situation well under control.

[JennyD]

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Oh, dear. Again with these worrisome suggestions of an Obsama presidency. What would they do, repaint the White House in zebra stripes, to show off his mulattoness?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Nothing can end True Christianity™. If that jihadist quintroon becomes President, Jesus will ride into Washington on a white horse and decapitate him, then slit his guts open and allow birds to feast on them while his soul is cast into Hell. And so the Last Days will begin. I'm almost tempted to vote for him just to see this happen...

[SUV]

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Obamamamaramalamalama bears the curse of Ham and he must be stopped!

As it states plainly under my picture, I will not have any part of a God-Damned HAMite!!!

[Marshall]

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I want to know who's supposed to pay for his kids illegitimate kids? The taxpayers? You realize they are of negro breeding age, it wont be long before they become "baby mamas".

[Dodger556]

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While I for one am not for Obama being President, and will vote for McCain, I fear he may still win.

The main reason for this is I've seen a lot of young adults ( 18-25 ) say they would rather see Obama in office than McCain. Think about this, most of America's younger generation is against the Bush Administration. Clinton is falling behind in super delegates, and how much of McCain's policies and viewpoints have been airing recently? What will the average American think of then they have the option to check Obama or McCain? The guy they kept hearing on TV during democratic primaries or McCain, who never ran (or had to) any ads? They believe that voting for McCain is practically the same thing as voting for Bush. ( see John McSame ).

This race isn't about race anymore to Americans, ( at least not to everyone except the deep south) it's been pounded into the minds of Americans since the democratic congress of Jan. '07 that America needs "change." Even if Obama were to be elected, it's not like the Presidents hold that much power anyway; besides, he can't be worse than bush.

[Brother DT]

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Personally I believe that Hillary will be our next president, she is married to slick willy and does wear the pants in that relationship but yes, she will win and so, lets get the run down of whats going to happen when Hitlery becomes president

1. Women will be be officially spelled like this WYMYN
2. Kiss our Guns Goodbye
3. Bad news: Embargo against Cuba has been lifted: Good News: Good Cuban Cigars will be readily available BAD News: Tobacco will be outlawed
4. Males will lose thier jobs and have to "Hand them over" to militant feminists
5. All Males will be forced to hand over thier assets to the female members of thier families
6. Christianity will be outlawed
7.The Good news is, is that Jesus will return, because he loves us