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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #181
    Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

    What 'joke channel'? Does he live in Japan?
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • nickle_novel
      Unsaved Trash
      • Mar 2009
      • 3

      #182
      Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

      You all are a bunch of crazy ass people.
      If a WEBSITE is a terrorist organization then what the fuck are all those "cults" that are out there?
      I love that site.
      And fuck, I love Satan too.
      But does that mean i'm going to go to my school and shoot everyone?
      NO. God, you people are insane.
      Oh oops, I just used the lords name in vain.
      Jesus Christ come kill me for my sins. :]
      Haha.

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #183
        Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

        Originally posted by nikkie_novocaine View Post
        Oh oops, I just used the lords name in vain.
        Jesus Christ come kill me for my sins. :]
        Haha.
        Actually, you didn't. You are simply too ignorant to know what you are writing.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • nickle_novel
          Unsaved Trash
          • Mar 2009
          • 3

          #184
          Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          Actually, you didn't. You are simply too ignorant to know what you are writing.
          And you're to ignorant to realize that IT'S A WEBSITE!
          Terrorists are NOT born on websites.
          Oh god damn. Get a grip.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78551

            #185
            Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

            Originally posted by nickle_novel View Post
            You all are a bunch of crazy ass people.
            If a WEBSITE is a terrorist organization then what the piffle are all those "cults" that are out there?
            I love that site.
            And piffle, I love Satan too.
            But does that mean i'm going to go to my school and shoot everyone?
            NO. God, you people are insane.
            Oh oops, I just used the lords name in vain.
            Jesus Christ come kill me for my sins. :]
            Haha.
            I'll bet you and your pasty-faced fag friends are all sitting around giggling right now about how you "freaked out the crazy christers" right?

            Do you really think that you're the first kid who's ever stumbled in here spewing such nonsense? Why don't you ask Jesus to heal you of your mental.....deficiencies, before He decides to send you to hell.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • nickle_novel
              Unsaved Trash
              • Mar 2009
              • 3

              #186
              Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              I'll bet you and your pasty-faced fag friends are all sitting around giggling right now about how you "freaked out the crazy christers" right?

              Do you really think that you're the first kid who's ever stumbled in here spewing such nonsense? Why don't you ask Jesus to heal you of your mental.....deficiencies, before He decides to send you to hell.
              Maybe I want to go to hell ;]
              And you're kinda cute.
              Ha. We should hook up baby.

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #187
                Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                Originally posted by deliratio View Post
                you aint even true catholics.
                Of course we aren't, you ignorant bulldyke wetback! We have given ourselves to JESUS not Mary and the pope! We are Bible-believing CHRISTIANS! Catholics are idolators who will be spending eternity in the flaming pits of HELL!
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                • Spiritualist
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 7

                  #188
                  Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                  I am completely shocked by some of the hatred that is being poured through this thread; and much of it coming from people who claim to be Christians. Do you honestly think that God is smiling upon you for using racial slurs against your fellow man, using derogatory insulting terms towards others and the like? This is the exact behavior that turns people away from the church in the first place; the absolute hypocrisy of it's members.

                  You claim to be saved by Jesus and love him, yet you fail to display one of his basic teachings; love. Instead you're filled with absolute hatred towards anyone and anything that isn't right wing, Prodistant, white, and considered 'normal'. Do you think God is more pleased with a hypocrite than someone who is a part of a website?

                  Job 15:34 For the congregation of hypocrites shall be desolate, and fire shall consume the tabernacles of bribery.

                  That is what you are, a congregation that claims to follow the teachings of Christ yet fails to do so in the simplest of ways.

                  In case you have forgotten, to be a Christian is to follow the teachings of Christ. All who make hateful remarks have failed.

                  Yes, negative things have happened from members of the site, however it's not the site's fault. The Crusades killed many men, however a religious group is not to blame for the acts of a percentage of them. You shouldn't cast stones if your groups history has blood on their hands.

                  If you're so upset because of the hatred in the world and violent acts; why not try and spread love, not more hate? That's what Jesus would have done and as Christians it is your duty to carry out his will.

                  If you don't understand what I'm saying, have responded in hateful messages towards other people, or are writing a hateful response, I must ask you; are you only clinging to Jesus to save your own ass from 'Hell' or are you honestly one of his children?

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                  • Max Bayes
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 302

                    #189
                    Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                    It's pussies like you who are ruining it for the rest of us.
                    BEHOLD!!!
                    THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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                    May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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                    • Spiritualist
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 7

                      #190
                      Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                      Ruining what? Being able to spread hatred while using Jesus as your reasoning?

                      I'm not imposing on anyone's right to their God-given free will, merely expressing mine. I'm just so astounded that people who would claim to have the love of Christ within in them could be so full of hate.

                      My suggestion is that you stop worrying about the faith of others and start worrying about your own.

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                      • Max Bayes
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 302

                        #191
                        Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                        I think maybe you have come to this board with entirely the wrong intentions, brother. Maybe you should take a time out to read our announcements thread, and pay special attention to the "noobs" bit before posting anymore? Once you've done that, post a message in the introductions section.
                        BEHOLD!!!
                        THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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                        May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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                        • Brother_Percy
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 1359

                          #192
                          Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                          Originally posted by Spiritualist View Post
                          If you don't understand what I'm saying, have responded in hateful messages towards other people, or are writing a hateful response, I must ask you; are you only clinging to Jesus to save your own ass from 'Hell' or are you honestly one of his children?
                          Friend,

                          I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, but I DO honestly consider myself to be 'one of his children', as you put it. In truth, I cannot wait for Jesus to return, so people like YOU will be shown the TRUE way of things.

                          See, people like you seems to think Christianity's all about love and forgiveness and being nice to faggots and retards and garbage like that. You probably think when Jesus returns it will be all peace and love, that he'll be petting puppies, hugging babies, kissing AIDS victims and other nonsense. That's not what the Bible says at all.

                          The Bible teaches us when Jesus returns to Earth he will have white hair, eyes of fire, feet of brass, and has a sword sticking out of his mouth. All those who do not repent will be fought and slaughtered by Jesus (with the sword sticking out his mouth). Glory!(Revelation 1.13, 2.16)

                          Jesus will take bloody "vengeance on them that know not God" by burning them forever "in flaming fire". Praise! (2 Thessalonians 1.7)

                          And all those who obey Jesus until the end (ie. ME) will rule everyone else with an iron rod. We'll even get to smash the others into smithereens! Glory! (Revelation 2.26)

                          And I for one cannot wait till we do! I look forward to the day when I can just walk down the street with my Lord by my side, and I'll have the power to smash filthy muslims and nigers and chinks and Jews and all other worthless Christ-hating trash to smithereens with just one blow! Just like God promises me! Praise!

                          I dream about that glorious day, when I am filled with God's mighty wrath, his righteous hatred on all pathetic worms who dare mock his name. Jesus will brutally slaughter men, women, children and little babies who deny his father! Their blood will be on their own heads! Jesus Christ will be a killing machine! Glory! Athiests, wiccans, faggots, queers, pagans, scientologist freaks, goths and similar pitiful garbage will be smited out. And I for one cannot wait till they are! Praise Jesus!

                          Hallelujah!

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                          • jeanrogerlovesgod
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 5

                            #193
                            Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                            Those devil worshipping vampire freaks are going straight to hell. Our wonderful Lord and Savior will take care of those disgusting excuses for americans. The Lord will purify our earth by killing and distroying those vampire devil worshipping freaks.


                            Praise the Lord

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #194
                              Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                              I know a spy when I see one.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • JennyD
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Sweet Placid Sister
                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 9567

                                #195
                                Re: IS 'VAMPIRE FREAKS' A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION?

                                Originally posted by Spiritualist View Post
                                In case you have forgotten, to be a Christian is to follow the teachings of Christ. All who make hateful remarks have failed.
                                Have you ever read the Bible, Spitulist?

                                Somehow, I doubt it.

                                God commands us directly to execute many types of sinners. He doesn't say to counsel them, or to love them, or to be friends with them. He says to kill them, usually by stoning them to death.

                                Any questions?
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