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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12567
    #1

    Finally, Landover Baptist Will Be Iowa's Official State Religon

    It was as if God heard and answered my prayer immediately.

    Two politicans in North Carolina, Godly people both, are putting into place a resolution that frees states from the oppression of the Federal Government. Now, the Constitution is wrongly used to prevent establishment of a government religion.

    This is not right because we are a Christian nation and the official religion of the nation should be the Christian faith.

    North Carolina is getting around that Constitutional argument by pointing out the Constitution gives powers to states and does not expressly stop them from establishing the own respective State Religions.

    I have a call in to my friend, Gov. Terry Branstad. I'm going to tell him when Iowa passes the same resolution, it cannot simply said, "The Religion of Iowa is Christian". It must say the State's religion is LANDOVER BAPTIST.

    North Carolina GOPers want an official state religion - Salon.com
    http://www.salon.com/2013/04/03/north_carolina_gopers_want_an_official_state_religion/
    The bill would allow the state to be nullify court rulings on public prayer
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
    Tags: project habakkuk
    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050
      #2
      Re: Jinally, Landover Baptist Will Be Iowa's Official State Religon

      I just hope Sacramento doesn't get wind of this. I don't want to have to say a Hindu or Wiccan prayer at the start of every city council meeting I attend!
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        • Jedediah
          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
          Fisher of Men
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2010
          • 6824
          #3
          Re: Finally, Landover Baptist Will Be Iowa's Official State Religon

          So the Great Cleansing shall begin in North Carolina. Not my first guess, but I can see it working out all right. Time to start making some new contacts in the area...
          II Thessalonians 1:7-9
          And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
          In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
          Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
          The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050
              #4
              Re: Finally, Landover Baptist Will Be Iowa's Official State Religon

              I don't know why you're so surprised, Jedediah. North Carolina has given us some of the most enlightened, forward-thinking Americans I can think of!

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                • Godfly
                  Descended from Rapes
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 1552
                  #5
                  Re: Finally, Landover Baptist Will Be Iowa's Official State Religon

                  The law in NC seems a bit too liberal. It should state in no uncertain terms that catlikers are not Christians, nor moomins, nor any fluffy bunny fake religions. They should also proclaim a state Bible!
                  Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555
                      #6
                      Re: Finally, Landover Baptist Will Be Iowa's Official State Religon

                      Shout Glory!! This must be a sign that Jesus is coming soon, to clean the unsaved scum out of His favorite country!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Bjorn Jensen
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2012
                          • 2355
                          #7
                          Re: Finally, Landover Baptist Will Be Iowa's Official State Religon

                          So, can we expect public executions of gays, dykes, apostates, muslims, unbelievers, fornicators, witches, whoremongers and liberals soon? When Iowa is an officially Christian State, it will no longer be under secular law, and thus giving us the right to implement everything that Romans 13:1-5 currently prevents us from doing, oh boy how much i have been looking forward to that! And not only will we have the right, but we will also be required to implement it!

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775
                              #8
                              Re: Finally, Landover Baptist Will Be Iowa's Official State Religon

                              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                              It was as if God heard and answered my prayer immediately.
                              Brother, your patriarchal watch over our community is a comfort to a weary soul indeed! This world is just so scary, what with all the atheists, secularists, libruls and cross-dressers pushing the Gay Agenda on our communities and most especially on our children. It brings me no small measure of comfort to know a True Christian™ is capable of assessing our true spiritual and physical needs, and petitioning them before the King of Kings. I await the day this glorious proposition becomes formal law!

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                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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