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  • Pastor Huckabee Addresses the NRA

    Praise Jesus! I'd like to share this news clip from Pastor Huckabee's recent address to God's favorite club, the NRA. His vision is crystal clear and adheres strictly to the Holy Bible, and I still don't understand why he dropped out of the presidential race.

    If you listen carefully, you'll hear a slice of Pastor Huck's famous down-home humor, a joke told at a certain reckless and uppity coon's expense.

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    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Pastor Huckabee Addresses the NRA

    Pastor, I didn't hear a single word about Whoopi Goldberg.

    Say, do you have any idea why he was promoting self-governing? Why, we True Christians(tm) don't self-govern at all. We obey God's every Word without question instead!
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      Re: Pastor Huckabee Addresses the NRA

      Pastor Huck seems to shoot from the hip instead of taking dead aim.
      Whereas McCain was bulls-eye'in them gooks from altitude with bombs.
      Figured he just gave way to the better marksman.

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        Re: Pastor Huckabee Addresses the NRA

        LOL! Pastor Huck's joke about Osambo was hilarious! Can you imagine if someone actually did point a gun at that jigaboo? I'll bet he'd have one heckuva case of the limbertail! With a wit like that, it's a crying shame we won't be seeing him in the White House.

        By the way, have any of you heard about Hitlery's disgusting remarks last weekend, in which she openly called for the assassination of Senator Barack Obama? I'm no fan of Mr. Obama, nor is any True Christian™, but there is simply no place in 21st-century politics for such murderous hate speech. If you ask me, this "woman" should be put in front of a firing squad for what she said.
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