I Now Support Marriage Equality

[WWJDnow]

This will probably shock my fellow True Christians™, but I've given a great deal of thought to this, and I am breaking with the official position of the Landover Baptist Church® and endorsing marriage equality. I no longer support reinstating the laws that prevent men and women of different races from marrying each other.

Don't get me wrong. It's not that I think that persons of different races should marry. This is and always will be wrong in God's eyes, and nothing that human beings do will ever change that. As a personal matter, I would certainly never chose a negress as my life partner.

Nevertheless, I've reluctantly come to the conclusion that, if we continue to oppose interracial marriage, the Republican party is in danger of becoming irrelevant. This puts us in the terrible position of having to choose the lesser of two evils, racial impurity in the sacrimony of marriage on the one hand or high taxes and social programs imposed by Democrat politicians on the other. On balance, I feel that society is better off letting the jigaboos pick off the occasional white woman suffering from jungle fever than it is subsidizing the black culture of laziness and dependency.

I know that I'll probably receive a lot of flack for this choice. I just want my fellow True Christians™ to know that I respect their right to disagree with me on this controversial issue, and that I would not have taken this stand against my religious convictions had I felt that there were any other way to keep God's Own Party in power in America.

I hope that Jesus will forgive me for making this Hobson's choice.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Brother WW, thank you for your candor. We Republicans really need to pray about this.

We do have a dilemma for sure. We know God did not mix the races when he created the planet earth. In fact, he tried to make sure they did not mix by putting them on different continents. But, Satan brought interbreeding.

We know the Republican Party is the Party of God. Yet, if we do not win elections, the Democrats will. The Democratic Party is made up of Satanists, homers and atheists. So, do we want to turn our Godly country over to perverts.

I would just want to be certain you are not advocating half breeds belong to Landover Bapist Church or be allowed to live in Freehold. That's my concern.

Otherwise, I'm leaning your way.

[WWJDnow]

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I would just want to be certain you are not advocating half breeds belong to Landover Bapist Church or be allowed to live in Freehold. That's my concern.

Join the church? Of course not! The last thing we need is a bunch of overweight black women dancing in the aisles getting in the way while the deacons are passing the collection plate!

As for mulattos living in Freehold, I'd say that's really your call as mayor. They might make excellent servants, but since, as Devil's spawn, they'll have little to no shot at salvation, it might be best not to have them around at all. We wouldn't want to give the purebred afros any ideas.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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I'm concerned about the presence of mulattresses in Freehold. I saw one the other day sashaying out of the dry cleaner's and she had a figure men would kill for, tall and trim-waisted with perky breasts, nothing like the fat gorilla-nosed sows you picture when you normally think of black women. She could easily inspire jungle lust in a young man. Very disturbing. I stared at her in disgust all the way down the block, trying to imagine where she'd come from. The last thing we need is these gateway Negresses getting our men accustomed to the thought of oildrilling, because it's a slippery slope from there to rutting with disc-lipped sheboons of the Michelle Obama sort and then passing the AIDS to unsuspecting white women.

Does anyone know who I'm talking about? I need to find out her name and phone number so I can warn her to stay away from our men. This is really upsetting me.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I disagree.

No retreat, no surrender.

YIC

[Paragon of virtue]

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I must confess that I am married to a Filipino girl and I have been for ten years I know she must have put some of that voodoo Catlick hocus-pocus on me to get me hitched, but I decided to honor my commitment as those who find themselves unequally yoked must. That doesn't let any of the single men here off the hook though, you had better watch out lest one of these nigresses do you in...but if it does happen to you at least chicken, cornbread and watermelon tastes okay. I'm choking down pancit, lumpia and some godless creation called balut.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I find this line of argument somewhat compelling. Let them all have their "secular" marriage - after all if it's not blessed by God they really aren't married anyway. If they want to get married in a "church" they can to find some fluffy bunny Unitarians. The homers won't reproduce so they will be gone in a generation or so as long as we can stop them from recruiting.

The only downside I can see to this is if Obama and his justice department thugs start filing discrimination law suits against True Christian™ pastors forcing us to "marry" them. But then again, they would have to force the mooselimbs as well - and we all know what will happen if that comes about, pressure cooker sales will skyrocket.

[Free Market Fred]

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OK, I can't stand it any longer - I've decided to come out of the closet myself. I guess that confession helps to purify the soul, so here goes...

I too have broken the societal and religious taboo opposing marriage equality. It happened one night in Saudi Arabia when I was there on business. I knew that I was going to be in that hellhole sandbox for a full week, with not a woman in sight (they got 'em all wrapped up in towels). True, there are a lot of Filipina house maids working over there in camel-land, but they're kept indoors by their Saudi male employers. To make sure they don't run away, their employers confiscate their passports and clothes and keep them naked for the entire two years of the work contract (and often a few years longer) before deporting them without pay for overstaying their visas. Actually, I've done that with some of my Chink house maids, but I don't want to get off-topic so let's put that aside for now.

Anyway, I was feeling pretty lonely and depressed in my hotel room just two hours after arrival. Then I remembered that all over the world, bellhops are the people to ask if you want to arrange some companionship for the night, if you know what I mean. I know it's not a Christian thing to do, but I was desperate. So we made some "arrangements," you know - the bellhop left and said he soon send a man up to my room. And just 10 minutes later, he arrived, greeted me cordially, then reached into his pocket and pulled out...pulled out...

...a set of marriage certificates. Sold me four Saudi sluts. Told me that in Saudi land, you can have four wives at once, and all you got to do to get divorced is tell the bitch three times "I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you." And that's it - they're free to be sold again. He showed me a photo of some of his merchandise and asked me to pick out the ones I liked.


Merchandise: maximum four per night

Well, I know they don't look like much in the photos, but let me assure you that with the black Hefty bags removed, they weren't bad. Actually, it turned out to be a pretty fun week, as I got married to a different batch every night for the full seven days. Now, some of these sluts were actually white (kidnapped Russians, Ukrainians, etc) but most were Arabians, Iranians, Afghans, plus there were even a few darkies mixed into the batch. Actually, I couldn't have known that in advance - you don't know what's inside the garbage bag, you just have to guess from their eyes and take potluck. I'd ask their names, but it was all Muslim gibberish like Sheesh Kabob or Russian Borscht or African Voodoo Doll so I don't know what I actually married.

Anyway, I know it was a great sin marrying outside the white race, and I ask for God's forgiveness. Hope you can all understand. But think of those women - hey, they got to spend the night with a white American man for a husband. I bet it's a memory they'll treasure for the rest of their lives!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I believe that we should roll back that redefinition of marriage that unelected liberal activist judges imposed on us. Caterers and florists who oppose opposite-race "marriage" should not be compelled to provide services for "weddings" that violate their beliefs. I got to thinking about this because my son-in-law is in the process of starting Lilies of the Field Christian Florists; while I don't think he will face this issue here in Freehold, believers in less Godly communities could well.

[Paragon of virtue]

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Caterers and florists who oppose opposite-race "marriage" should not be compelled to provide services for "weddings" that violate their beliefs.

Although, I really am inter-racially married, I was duped I tells ya!!, I do believe that businesses should retain the right to refuse service to anyone--and not just on the issue of marriage, but any issue that goes against their beliefs. It doesn't matter if you think the business owner is right or wrong, you should not cause him to stumble Corinthians 8:13. There is nothing wrong with taking your money elsewhere, but the gaywise always get it backwards and try to make a righteous man go down to their level.

[A Follower]

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Fact is the divorce rate doubled in the 5 years following the democratic Lyndon B. Johnson Supreme Court decision to allow interracial marriage. When regular people see a black man with a white wife they are going to ask themselves "what is my marriage worth?" knowing that legally they are worth no more than a black man.

Just one supreme court decision supposedly supporting equality (although I don't understand how being different makes people equal) has caused millions of children to grow up in broken homes, and worse, has caused millions of people to be sent straight to Hell because bastards aren't allowed in church until the 10th generation, remarriage is another word for adultery and by providing the gateway to other equally evil deviant sexual acts, like masturbation, pedophilia, sodomy, etc.

So I am unhappy I have to disagree with one of my brothers in Christ, I remain strongly opposed to miscegenation.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Just one supreme court decision supposedly supporting equality (although I don't understand how being different makes people equal)

Of course, we know that the equality argument was just a smokescreen. Miscegenation laws didn't deny anyone equality. All people had the exact same freedom, namely, to marry within their own race. Therefore, people who insisted on opposite-race "marriage" wanted a special privilege.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You people make me sick. Race mixing enrages Jesus so much you can't even imagine it. Miscegenation is condemned in Genesis 24:3, Genesis 28:1, Exodus 34:12-16; Deuteronomy 7:3,4, Joshua 23:12, Exodus 34:16; Deuteronomy 7:4; Joshua 23:12,13, Judges 3:6,7.

Show me a man who thinks race-mixing is not an abomination unto God, and I'll show you a man who hasn't read Ezra 9-10.

Ezra 10:3 Now therefore let us make a covenant with our God to put away all the wives, and such as are born of them, according to the counsel of my lord, and of those that tremble at the commandment of our God; and let it be done according to the law.

If you have a dark-skinned wife and a bunch of little half-breed mongrels running around, the way to get right with God is to just abandon them. That's Godly advice straight from the Bible. Your marriage doesn't count anyway and your children are bastards as far as God is concerned. Shout Glory!

Let's not hear anymore heretical yammering here. I'll expect your written recantations on my desk by morning, with a robust Love Offering attached.

[Paragon of virtue]

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I've spent the last decade praying for the good Lord's forgiveness. Romans 3:23 Fortunately, we haven't had in half-breed spawn yet, I know it's folly to follow this line of thinking, but what if we did have a child with all the strength, intelligence, good-looks, financial aptitude, and Godly leanings of a Caucasian and combined that with the...well, the...hmm, off-hand I can't think of anything the Filipinos are good at except being lazy, but I'm sure there has to be something. At any rate please accept my apologies as I continue to fight against this sin and look for a healthy penance offering for the building fund.

[Prayer Warrior]

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While I'm sure your heart is in the right place, I have to question the concept of changing our position in order to garner extra votes. I realize you just want Democrats like Obama out of office, and that is an understandable reason to attempt desperate measures, but I also feel it is important to understand the mindset behind false Christians like Obama.

Most Democrats call themselves Christians, yet they completely ignore Jesus's teachings. So, are they really Christians? The obvious answer is no, or at least not in the sense that you and I are Christians.

Once we start compromising on issues and ignoring the Bible, we set off on a dangerous path, a slippery slope if you will. Back when slavery legal, some of the arguments to keep it legal were that "If we make slavery illegal, then slaves will be voting! Slaves will be equal to us!". Yet opponent's laughed at the idea of blacks and whites marrying. See how far our country has fallen?

I am not now, nor ever have been in favor of bringing about in any way the social or political equality of the white and black races. I am not now nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of Negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor of intermarriages with white people. There is a physical difference between the white and the black races which will forever forbid the two races living together on social or political equality. There must be a position of superior and inferior, and I am in favor of assigning the superior position to the white man.

That is Abraham Lincoln speaking. Yet, despite Abraham Lincoln's speech, what happened? Interracial marriage was legalized, and black people are now voting themselves higher minimum wages and higher welfare checks. Just like visionaries who supported slavery predicted.

First we stop witch hunts, then we stop slavery, then the slaves vote, then the slaves are equal, then the slaves can marry, then gay people can marry.. Where does it end? Once you get in the mindset of only following the parts of the Bible that are socially acceptable, what is your limit? Are you aware that one of the arguments in favor of women being given the right to vote was that blacks (former slaves) had the right to vote? White women didn't want to think of themselves as "lower" than slaves. Just like gay people now use interracial marriage as a catalyst to launch their filthy, perverted agenda. Immorality promotes more immorality. "If they're being immoral and they have their immorality endorsed by the government, why shouldn't I get that right too?" That is the mindset of these people. Think of the frog in boiling water. If you poor in hot water right away, the frog notices and jumps out, yet when you slowly heat up the water the frog doesn't notice and it eventually boils up. That is where we are now.

Someone needs to stand up for common decency and not let the Democrats slowly corrode our moral fiber. If for no other reason, remember that God is keeping track, and that when it comes our time to die, God will judge us accordingly. I surely don't think God would blame True Christians™ for Obama's drone squadron forcing interracial marriage down our throat, however, God would blame us if we not only accepted it, but endorsed it.

If our standard falls from "following God's word" to "being marginally better than Democrats" that is no standard at all. The lesser of two evils is still evil.