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  • Free Market Fred
    The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2009
    • 803

    #1

    Kindly Russians? Liberal propaganda!

    Someone just sent me a link to this disturbing Youtube video, and quite frankly it makes me sick...



    The video is a compilation of dashcam videos, showing random acts of kindness, supposedly being performed by Russians.

    Russians being kind - hah! I don't have to tell all of you how the Ruskies just sent two terrorists from their satellite state, the Czech Republic, to bomb runners at the Boston Marathon. These Czechen terrorists were trained by the KGB to blow up innocent Americans! We should answer that kind of naked aggression with a mushroom cloud over Moscow!

    But the attack on Boston was only the tip of the iceberg. In 2004 there was the now mostly forgotten Beslan school massacre, in which those Russian-Czechen terrorists murdered children in the formerly peaceful little town of Beslan, Ohio. We did nothing, of course, because Bill Clinton was in office. Even worse was the 1986 Russian nuclear attack on Chernobyl, a small town in northern Minnesota. Since Jimmy Carter was president at the time, we did nothing - I can assure you that if Ronald Reagan was in office back then, there'd be nothing left of Russia but a smoking hole in the ground!


    Chernobyl, Minnesota: radiation has
    caused the letters on the sign to mutate


    Indeed, one doesn't have to look far to find other examples of recent outrageous crimes committed by the Soviet socialist state - like raising the price of oil. And just a few days ago, the Ruskies were out there celebrating "May Day," an annual international communist festival where union thugs push their socialist pro-labor agenda.

    So I urge all of you, my fellow True Christians, to be careful. Don't be fooled by cheap Russian propaganda trying to convince you that Russians are only human. They are not! They are unreformed Communist-Nazi-Muslims (like Obama). They have only one goal - to destroy God's chosen nation, the USA. And they are getting stronger every day. I think it's time we nuked Russia, before it's too late!
    Praise Jesus!
    Brother Fred
    CEO, The Uranus Corporation
    Put your faith in Uranus!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Kindly Russians? Liberal propaganda!

    The Godhating Red Communiss of Russia is nothing but an obnoxious drunk.

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Paragon of virtue
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2013
      • 547

      #3
      Re: Kindly Russians? Liberal propaganda!

      Oh, never ever trust a Russian. Look at how disrespectful he is toward the real American flag.

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