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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12609
    #1

    Mark Sanford WINS! Thank you, Jesus.

    Liberals just don't know the concept of redemption. Republicans in South Carolina went to the polls today to show America what it is.

    Our friend Mark was cursed with a bad wife. He took the only option he had, a beautiful younger woman in Argentina. He was almost drummed out of the Govenor's Office and given up for dead politically.

    Mark won the Republian nomination for a House seat. Then, he devised a brilliant strategy. When his exwife was gone, he went into her house to watch football with their son. The exwife filed traspassing charges. Voters were outraged the ex would object to Mark violating their divorce agreement.

    Praise the Lord, our man, Mark, is headed back to Washington.

    http://news.yahoo.com/ex-sc-gov-sanford-back-political-office-003417303.html
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    • Holly Graham
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2013
      • 348
      #2
      Re: Mark Sanford WINS! Thank you, Jesus.

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      Liberals just don't know the concept of redemption. Republicans in South Carolina went to the polls today to show America what it is.

      Our friend Mark was cursed with a bad wife. He took the only option he had, a beautiful younger woman in Argentina. He was almost drummed out of the Govenor's Office and given up for dead politically.

      Mark won the Republian nomination for a House seat. Then, he devised a brilliant strategy. When his exwife was gone, he went into her house to watch football with their son. The exwife filed traspassing charges. Voters were outraged the ex would object to Mark violating their divorce agreement.

      Praise the Lord, our man, Mark, is headed back to Washington.

      http://news.yahoo.com/ex-sc-gov-sanf...003417303.html
      PTL!!!

      What a Godly man! Surely he was seduced by the whore from Argentina. With him being cursed with a bad wife, what choice did he have?

      Even further, if he had no choice but to rape the harlot from Argentina, he's doing the right thing by marrying her. (Deuteronomy 22:29) Hopefully she will bear him many Soldiers of Christ.

      And of course, defeating Satan's BFF Stephen Colbert's sister is even better! JESUS ALWAYS WINS!!!

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