Michele Bachmann Will Not Leave Minnesota

[Johny Joe Hold]

When I read in the liberal news media that Michele would leave Minnesota if the homer marriage bill passed, I was immediately suspicious. I called one of my Mayor friends in Minnesota and he gave me the straight scoop.

He said she is not leaving and, in fact, sees a political opportunity to become Governor of Minnesota. She, and my Mayor friend, believe the people of Minnesota fear Satan has made unprecedented inroads and needs to be stopped NOW.

Her plan is to win the Govenorship and ship homers out of her State in busloads.

http://dailycurrant.com/2013/05/13/bachmann-threatens-to-leave-minnesota-over-marriage-equality/

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Michele Bachmann Will Not Leave Minnesota

God bless her. It must be so painful when the state you represent is awash in sodomite semen, its beautiful flag caked in sodomite feces, and there's little you can do for now but hold your nose. Her dedication sets a shining example for us all.

That said, our doors are open if she wants to come back to Iowa.