God Alters Benghazi Emails!

[Godfly]

http://thinkprogress.org/security/2013/05/17/2027861/gop-sources-altered-benghazi-e-mails-to-suggest-a-cover-up-reporter-confirms/

The worst scandal in US history happend in Benghazi on September 11th 2012. I don't know what the scandal is but I know it was bad, so do the republicans in congress, so do the people at Fox! Even if we don't know the details like what happend or why it's so bad God knows and he tried to tell us the truth by changing the White House emails given to the liberal press.

I don't pretend to know what God was saying but it's the truth whatever it is, and that's what the news should be reporting!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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God is finally going to bring down the Clinton's, along with George Soros, the Trilateral Commission, the Club of Rome, The Bilderberg Group, the Council on Foreign Relations, Opus Dei, and Bohemian Grove in one fell swoop.

Praise Jesus!

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: God Alters Benghazi Emails!

Who is Benghazi?

[Godfly]

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Who is Benghazi?

I think he works for FOX or the IRS.

[Free Market Fred]

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Who is Benghazi?

Beng Hazi is a well-known international terrorist, a comrade of Bill Ayers and Barack Hussein Obama. Like Osama, he was born in Kenya. The three of them masterminded the 1998 Kenya bombing attack on the US embassy in Nairobi. So actually this latest outrage in Libya is in fact the second Beng Hazi embassy attack perpetrated by Obama.

And let's not forget Obama's role in 9/11! We know exactly where President Bush was at that time - reading My Pet Goat (the greatest book since Atlas Shrugged) to Young Republicans. But where was Obama? You can just imagine!

The liberal media doesn't want you to see this...


What better proof than this?

What will it take to open up the eyes of the American public? Of course, liberals (read "Muslim-atheist-commies") can't be reasoned with. Lord knows, Fox News and Brother Limbaugh do their best, but thanks to loose immigration laws and gay marriage, our once-proud nation is being overrun by Mexican Homo-Muslims. They have taken over the public schools, where they teach our children liberal nonsense like global warming, evolution and gravity. Like all enemy combatants, they should be renditioned to Guantanamo.

[Jedediah]

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Who is Benghazi?

Remember that thing with the Clintons and a real estate deal and someone got killed? Whitewater, I think. It's like that and Monica Lewinsky all rolled into one, but this time with the Kenyan usurper.

[Free Market Fred]

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Remember that thing with the Clintons and a real estate deal and someone got killed? Whitewater, I think. It's like that and Monica Lewinsky all rolled into one, but this time with the Kenyan usurper.

You are right, Brother Jedediah. The Whitewater Scandal as it became known, was about land in the Ozark mountains of Arkansas which the Clintons bought along with some other Democrats. Their intention was to start a homo nudist camp by a lake.

The property had no natural lake, so the idea was to build a dam on the river and make a reservoir. While the dam was being built, a group of Republican real men decided to go whitewater canoeing on the river. But they were attacked by a group of Clinton's homo relatives and sexually assaulted. Obviously, this was done on Bill Clinton's orders. The Republicans bravely fought back. Of course, afterwards there was a big cover-up. White House Deputy Counsel Vincent Foster knew too much and threatened to leak the details to the press, so Hillary murdered him.

The whole nightmare was made into a feature film called Deliverance, starring True Christian Republican Burt Reynolds.

"Squeal like a pig, you Republican bitch!"

Unfortunately, Mr Reynolds wasn't able to carry a hand gun in Arkansas thanks to oppressive gun-control laws. But being a real man, he took out the homos with a bow and arrow.

Totally non-partisan special prosecutor Kenneth Starr investigated the whole sordid affair. Although hired to only look into the irregularities surrounding the real estate deal (the Clinton's in fact stole the property for the nudist camp), Mr Starr innocently and unintentionally discovered that the Clintons had committed all sorts of horrible crimes - sexual assaults (including raping fat Jewess Monica Lewinsky), abortions, murders, stealing the White House silverware, practicing witchcraft, etc.

The amount of illicit homo relations going on at the White House was unbelievable. The Clintons even tried to corrupt our brave armed forces with their sinister "gays in the military" campaign. Outraged John McCain revealed the truth when he asked: "Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno."


Janet Reno

Democrats are obviously without morals.