Thank God For The Patriot Act

[Des]

Section 802 of the USA PATRIOT Act (Pub. L. No. 107-52) expanded the definition of terrorism to cover "domestic," as opposed to international, terrorism. A person engages in domestic terrorism if they do an act "dangerous to human life" that is a violation of the criminal laws of a state or the United States, if the act appears to be intended to: (i) intimidate or coerce a civilian population; (ii) influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or (iii) to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination or kidnapping.

Brothers and sisters, do the homosexuals not attempt to intimidate and coerce decent God fearing Americans every day? Aren't atheists influencing the policy of government through intimidating lawsuits demanding that constitutionally allowed crosses and 10 Commandment monuments be removed from the view of upstanding citizens? Are not child buggering Cath-o-licks guilty of terrorist ass-assination as well as state & federal violations? Don't you all worry about those blood crazed Wicckedan rituals which are dangerous to human life? Is not the gay spread Aids epidemic causing mass destruction? How about the coercive brainwashing propaganda churned out by the Demonicratic party? Are you not intimidated, even fearful, of minorities?

Brethren, I urge you to write your Godly Republican Senators and Governors tomorrow and point out these gross acts of terrorism being perpetrated on good, honest, True Christians every day, and demand they employ the National Guard to round up these infidel malcontents and place them in internment camps.

Guantanamo Bay is hot this time of year, and it would be a kindness if merciful Christians sent these terrorists there so that they may become better acclimated to the fires of Hell when they depart the Earth.

Glory onto Him.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Thank God For The Patriot Act

Section 802 of the USA PATRIOT Act (Pub. L. No. 107-52) expanded the definition of terrorism to cover "domestic," as opposed to international, terrorism. A person engages in domestic terrorism if they do an act "dangerous to human life" that is a violation of the criminal laws of a state or the United States, if the act appears to be intended to: (i) intimidate or coerce a civilian population; (ii) influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or (iii) to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination or kidnapping.

Brothers and sisters, do the homosexuals not attempt to intimidate and coerce decent God fearing Americans every day? Aren't atheists influencing the policy of government through intimidating lawsuits demanding that constitutionally allowed crosses and 10 Commandment monuments be removed from the view of upstanding citizens? Are not child buggering Cath-o-licks guilty of terrorist ass-assination as well as state & federal violations? Don't you all worry about those blood crazed Wicckedan rituals which are dangerous to human life? Is not the gay spread Aids epidemic causing mass destruction? How about the coercive brainwashing propaganda churned out by the Demonicratic party? Are you not intimidated, even fearful, of minorities?

Brethren, I urge you to write your Godly Republican Senators and Governors tomorrow and point out these gross acts of terrorism being perpetrated on good, honest, True Christians every day, and demand they employ the National Guard to round up these infidel malcontents and place them in internment camps.

Guantanamo Bay is hot this time of year, and it would be a kindness if merciful Christians sent these terrorists there so that they may become better acclimated to the fires of Hell when they depart the Earth.

Glory onto Him.

I know this pain all too well. The response I got from the most recent letter I sent to my Congressman felt like a typical placating acknowledgement cutout. He never said a word back to me about turning the Constitution into the Theocracy it was meant to be, or about setting up internment camps for divorced/remarrieds and homosexuals, or about putting more work into electing awesome presidential candidates like Jack Fellure whose Godliness rivals that of George W. Bush. This Sword-wielding Warrior would turn this country around in a mere month of being in office.