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  • #16
    Re: Former Bush Aide Turns Communist

    American Heroes:

    Ronald W. Reagan
    Chuck Colson
    Oliver North
    G. Gordon Liddy
    Wash O'Hanley
    Richard M. Nixon
    George W. Bush
    Dick Cheney
    Caspar Weinberger
    Earl Butz
    Rush Limbaugh
    E. Howard Hunt
    H.R. Haldeman

    American ZEROES:

    Scott McClellan
    John Dean
    Jimmy Carter
    Ted "Big Fat Drunken Tumor-Head" Kennedy
    Dan Rather
    HELLery Clinton
    Tip O'Neill (may he rot in HELL!!!)
    Actor Tom Bosley
    Former Speaker of the House Tom Foley (America's single most evil man)

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    • #17
      Re: Former Bush Aide Turns Communist

      News just in that this commie is now endorsing Obamba. I guess it shouldn't surprise us, but stabbing McCain in the back like that is a DISGRACE!
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • #18
        Re: Former Bush Aide Turns Communist

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        News just in that this commie is now endorsing Obamba. I guess it shouldn't surprise us, but stabbing McCain in the back like that is a DISGRACE!
        Well no one can say they weren't expecting it. The communists, queers, lezbeans, feminazis, unionists, joos, unitarians, hippies, negroes, college students, liberals, PETA members, ACLU members, jazz musicians, drug pushers, porn stars and flower arrangers have teamed up with the Demoncrats to try and subvert God's will.

        I have no doubt about who will win this election. I would remind you all that Jesus told me (and Pat Robertson) the results of the 2008 election months ago. He asked us not to divulge this information until November 5, so STOP PESTERING ME!!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #19
          Re: Former Bush Aide Turns Communist

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Brothers and sisters, THIS news story is just breaking, and it is a concern to all of us who blindly enthusiastically support our Godly President. Apparently the midget press spokesman Scott McClellan has written a new book in which he savagely lashes out at our nation like a spurned woman.



          While I know that not one True Christian™ can ever have their faith shaken, I caution you all to brace for an upcoming firestorm. Rumor has it that Mr. McClellan included several stories about our illustrious president playing golf with Pastor Deacon Fred and Pastor Pistle on a few occasions. Along with a few social trips, business discussions, and other private interactions. If anyone gets a call from the outside media joos, refer them to either me or Pastor Billy Rueben.
          The commies are at it again. Great post, Pastor.

          "And moreover, because the preacher was wise, he still taught the people knowledge; yea, he gave good heed, and sought out, and set in order many proverbs." Ecclesiastes 12:9

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