Dunkin' Donuts Supports Terrorism

[Buford T Scoggins]

You know that Commies are taking over the country when Dunkin' Donuts hires a Muslim terrorist to do their commercials.

Thanks to vigilant Fox News commenter Michelle Malkin (even if she is a gook), we now know that Dunkin' Donuts hired terrorist Rachel Ray to do a commercial. And guess what? Rachel Ray (who is no doubt a lesbian from San Francisco) was wearing a kaffiyeh-style scarf wrapped about her neck.



As the gook, erh, Michelle, explained, "The kaffiyeh, for the clueless, is the traditional scarf of Arab men that has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad."



Furthermore, there is evidence that Barack Hussein Osama also eats at Dunkin' Donuts while not wearing an American flag lapel button! Outrageous!

YIC,
Buford

[Mr. Jingles]

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If that isn't bad enough, I recently saw a Dunkin' Donuts employee wearing a Ron Paul 2008 button, of all things.

[Marshall]

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Donuts look like powdered cooters and anuses anyway. Very gay food item and I'm confident Jesus would never lick the sprinkles off a cake cruller.
I thought Rachel Ray looked like a diaperhead with all that black hair and those dark eyes. The fact that she supports the PLO by wearing that Satanic rag like Yassar Arafat only proves my point. Donuts are gay and of the Devil and that folks who eat them are supporting a supporter of a guy who supported terrorism.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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We purged the Godly state of Iowa of that commie company years ago.

[Marshall]

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Sadly Dunkin Donuts are all over my great state. makes me sick to my righteous stomach.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Sadly Dunkin Donuts are all over my great state. makes me sick to my righteous stomach.

That's just the food, Mr. Marshall. I don't think the food is evil, so much as it is vile.

[Buford T Scoggins]

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Donuts look like powdered cooters and anuses anyway. Very gay food item and I'm confident Jesus would never lick the sprinkles off a cake cruller.

Very astute observation, Brother Marshall! And note that Dunkin' Donuts also sells chocolate-covered eclairs:



Squeeze these things and cream comes out!

And they market these obscene objects to children. How disgusting! And you can be sure that their homo latte coffee drinks are spiked with Viagra!

For so many years, these Dunkin' Donut terrorist cells were operating right in our midst and we didn't notice. Praise Fox News for exposing this! Rachel Ray should be shipped to Guantanamo and water boarded.

YIC,
Buford

[Marshall]

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Water boarding is for kids. Maybe a half day in the strappado would PAIN the Muslimosity out of her.

[Larry Lee]

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Water boarding is for kids. Maybe a half day in the strappado would PAIN the Muslimosity out of her.

Anyone who's heard Ms. Ray's gratingly rubber-band-like voice, would gratefully sign the documents necessarily for the tough love to be administered.

[Sionisx2]

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I like their chocolate glazed donuts, but I haven't been there in probably a year.

[nuncio]

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The name sez it all:

Shift the first letter to the end of the word:

"DUNKIN" becomes "UNKIND"

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Do they have tea bagging at Dunkin' Donuts?

I'd like to try the tea bags there. LORD know the coffee is delish.

[Buford T Scoggins]

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Do they have tea bagging at Dunkin' Donuts?

I'd like to try the tea bags there. LORD know the coffee is delish.

Be careful, Sister Thumper. Not only does Dunkin' Donuts support Hamas, but they've got a bunch of illegal Mexiricans working there. No doubt the beaners are slipping cocaine into the coffee. They even advertise that they're coffee comes from Colombia!

YIC,
Buford