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  • #16
    Re: Bush administration agrees: licking ice cream is EVIL!

    Originally posted by northernstudent View Post
    The bible was written by scholars hundreds of years ago, in order to retain order in society, so obviously places had names then, as civilisation was advanced.
    Obviously the bible is a good book, to teach people how to live in a civilized society, however there is no paranormal activity to back it up.
    Paranormal... just luike harry potter, or LOTR
    The Bible is the Word of God. It even says so.

    I have an excellent sermon you can read HERE on how to tell the authenticity of the Bible.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #17
      Re: Bush administration agrees: licking ice cream is EVIL!

      How can I trust something's authenticity when it is from an unpartial source, such as the Landover Bellend's fourm?
      We are just clever animals, evolved through millions of yearss

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      • #18
        Re: Bush administration agrees: licking ice cream is EVIL!

        Originally posted by northernstudent View Post
        How can I trust something's authenticity when it is from an unpartial source, such as the Landover Bellend's fourm?
        Because we're True Christians™. If you can't trust us, then who can you trust?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #19
          Re: Bush administration agrees: licking ice cream is EVIL!

          You even have a Trade Mark above your true christian trype, you might as well say, "if you cant trust Enron ™ then who can you trust?"
          We are just clever animals, evolved through millions of yearss

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          • #20
            Re: Bush administration agrees: licking ice cream is EVIL!

            Originally posted by northernstudent View Post
            You even have a Trade Mark above your true christian trype, you might as well say, "if you cant trust Enron ™ then who can you trust?"
            We were forced to trademark "True Christian" because many false Christian churches were claiming to be True Christians(tm), even though they allowed divorcees, adulterers, homosexuals, and even monsters like Jimmy Carter (who lusted in his heart!) into their services and called them brother or sister!

            Now, when one of them says he or she is a True Christian(tm), our lawyers can sue and force them to both cease and desist.
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            • #21
              Re: Bush administration agrees: licking ice cream is EVIL!

              I very much doubt that you would be able to sue someone for using the True Christian (tm) if their beliefs differ from yours. If I parade round with True Christian (tm) will you sue me? I would like to see you try as the word Christian has little significance/meaning in post modern society experienced within MODERN CULTURES, this forum is not modern, it is full of narrow minded, homosexual retards
              We are just clever animals, evolved through millions of yearss

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              • #22
                Re: Bush administration agrees: licking ice cream is EVIL!

                Originally posted by northernstudent View Post
                I very much doubt that you would be able to sue someone for using the True Christian ™ if their beliefs differ from yours. If I parade round with True Christian ™ will you sue me? I would like to see you try as the word Christian has little significance/meaning in post modern society experienced within MODERN CULTURES, this forum is not modern, it is full of narrow minded, homosexual retards
                Son, if you wrote a computer operating system and named it "Windows", Microsoft's lawyers would be all over you. In a similar fashion, if you started a church and tried to attach a "True Christian™" name to it, our Joo lawyers would hound you to the ends of the earth. Jesus is passionate about protecting the name and reputation of the only church in existence to follows His word to the letter. Our church is protected by Trademark and you can not infringe on it without accepting the consequences.

                Praise Jesus!
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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