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  • It's Official: Obama Rejects Jesus

    THIS JUST IN: Saddam Hussien Obama, the official candidate of satan, Hamas, Al Quaida, and the demoncrats has REJECTED CHRIST by resigning from the nigra "church" he and his campaign have been using as cover for his militant islamofacism. Is anyone surprised?

    Obama resigns from controversial church

    (CNN) -- Sen. Barack Obama's campaign confirmed Saturday that he has resigned from the church where controversial sermons by his former pastor and other ministers created repeated political headaches for the Democratic frontrunner.

    Sen. Barack Obama's campaign has confirmed his resignation from Trinity United Church of Christ.

    The resignation comes days after the Rev. Michael Pfleger, a visiting Catholic priest, mocked Obama's Democratic rival during a sermon at Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago, Illinois.

    In the video, Pfleger wipes his eyes with a handkerchief and suggests that Sen. Hillary Clinton wept because she thought that as a white person and the wife of a former president, she was entitled to the presidency.

    "And then, out of nowhere, came 'Hey, I'm Barack Obama,' " Pfleger said "And [Clinton] said, 'Oh, damn, where did you come from? I'm white! I'm entitled! There's a black man stealing my show!' "

    Pfleger is a Catholic priest at St. Sabina Roman Catholic Church on Chicago's southwest side. He is also a friend of Trinity's former pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, from whom Obama distanced himself in April. Watch Pfleger mock Clinton »

    Wright, Obama's minister for about 20 years, drew unwanted attention for the campaign when videos of his fiery sermons surfaced.

    In the speeches, Wright suggested that the U.S. government may be responsible for the spread of AIDS in the black community and equated some American wartime activities to terrorism.

    Obama has said he was not present for the controversial sermons by Wright or Pfleger.

    His campaign condemned Pfleger's comments.

    "As I have traveled this country, I've been impressed not by what divides us but by all that that unites us," Obama said in a statement Thursday.
    What unites us is Jesus Christ and His cleansing blood. Now that Obsama is officailly not even a false Christian, he is more damned than ever.

    And if this boy thinks we're going to invite him to become a member of Landover Baptist, he's got another think coming.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    Re: It's Official: Obama Rejects Jesus

    You mean that even the United "Church" of the Cosmic Fluffy Bunny is too Christian for his tastes? Then the right-wing pundits are right (yet again): He really is an Islamojihadofascist mooselimb. He may have fooled the liberal MSM by appearing clean, articulate, and non-uppity, but we weren't fooled.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      Re: It's Official: Obama Rejects Jesus

      This Obama....didn't he used to play "Blackula" in the movies before he became White like Brother Remy did?

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        Re: It's Official: Obama Rejects Jesus

        I knew Obama hated Jesus.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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          Re: It's Official: Obama Rejects Jesus

          I think you are confusing him with an actor named William Marshall. Osamba made his debut in "Blazing Saddles".
          Last edited by Roberta; 08-25-2008, 11:24 AM.
          Come climb my mountains.

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            Re: It's Official: Obama Rejects Jesus

            Originally posted by Roberta View Post
            I think you are confusing him with an actor named William Marshall. Osamba made his debut in "Blazing Saddles".
            Ill Try harder at reading the bible.

            Also~ I won't be voting for Obama, but I would vote for Hillary before voting for gods choice john Mcain, I'm surprised obamas tongue isn't split down the middle, evil serpent man he is (bill clinton).

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              Re: It's Official: Obama Rejects Jesus

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              THIS JUST IN: Saddam Hussien Obama, the official candidate of satan, Hamas, Al Quaida, and the demoncrats has REJECTED CHRIST by resigning from the nigra "church" he and his campaign have been using as cover for his militant islamofacism. Is anyone surprised?

              "And then, out of nowhere, came 'Hey, I'm Barack Obama,' " Pfleger said "And [Clinton] said, 'Oh, damn, where did you come from? I'm white! I'm entitled! There's a black man stealing my show!' "
              I think Osamabama and this Farrakhan boy he worships have probably got some kind of a double act going on. Baraq stole Hitlery's show to distract her while her cult leader got her wallet. And her pies. And probably also raped her. I also think Mumia Abu-Jamal should be given a retrial so we can establish once and for all whether or not him and Barack Osama teamed up to jointly murder that policeman together. And then rape OJ's wife.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                Re: It's Official: Obama Rejects Jesus

                Bill Clinton is a sex pervert so it stands to reason his husband Hillary would be one as well. Kids with faces like Chelsea Clintons aren't made by normal relations.

                Obama will be the worst person ever elected to the Oval Office if America somehow forsakes Jesus and places him there.
                God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                  Re: It's Official: Obama Rejects Jesus

                  Originally posted by Sionisx2 View Post

                  Also~ I won't be voting for Obama, but I would vote for Hillary before voting for john McSame, I'm surprised McSame's tongue isn't split down the middle, evil serpent man he is (McSame).
                  Just look at his (McSame's) policies, he doesn't know jack about economics, and he's admitted to it. He's said one thing then one of his aids has to correct him, why anyone would vote for that is beyond me.

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                    Re: It's Official: Obama Rejects Jesus

                    Virginia D.

                    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 06-02-2008, 11:32 AM. Reason: link fixed

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                    • #12
                      Re: It's Official: Obama Rejects Jesus

                      Originally posted by Sionisx2 View Post
                      Virginia D.

                      Sister Virginia is of the opinion that you are possessed by demons. You response to that expression of Christian concern was to post a video of random clips from John McCain news stories.

                      What's your point, nutso?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #13
                        Re: It's Official: Obama Rejects Jesus

                        Originally posted by Sionisx2 View Post
                        Just look at his (McSame's) policies, he doesn't know jack about economics, and he's admitted to it. He's said one thing then one of his aids has to correct him, why anyone would vote for that is beyond me.
                        That is a filthy slander! Our Godly President-in-Waiting most certainly does not have aids!
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • #14
                          Re: It's Official: Obama Rejects Jesus

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Sister Virginia is convinced that you are possessed by demons. You response to that expression of Pagan concern was to post a video of random clips from John McSame news coverage.

                          What's your point, oh Holy one?
                          My point being that McSame doesn't know jack about jack. That video is evidence enough. The only reason anyone would vote for that is because they're blindly following the republican party.

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                          • #15
                            Re: It's Official: Obama Rejects Jesus

                            That still doesn't explain why you were talking to yourself.
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