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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Breaking News: Obama Never Attended College!

    THIS could be the big break we've been waiting for from Jesus. It turns out that Obama lied about going to college, and the proof positive is that NO ONE REMEMBERS HIM! Impeachment, here we come!


    Transparency Was Hallmark of Obama’s College Days – Literally! No one Remembers him Being There!

    You know that high school or college reunion scenario of your worst nightmares, where you show up with your nametag and your nervous smile only to find that no one remembers you? According to Wayne Allan Root, a 1983 Columbia University graduate who majored in Political Science and graduated the same year as the President, this is exactly the story of President Obama’s time at Columbia University. He doesn’t dispute that the President both registered for classes at Columbia and graduated from Columbia in the 1980′s, but cannot get a bead on exactly where the President was in the years in between. At Root’s 30th college reunion, he realized that no one actually remembered Obama’s time at Columbia.

    Root tells The Blaze,“I thought I knew, or at least met once, every fellow Poly Sci classmate in my four years at Columbia. But not Obama. No one ever met him. Even worse, no one even remembers seeing that unique, memorable face. Think about this for a minute. Our classmate is President of the United States. Shouldn’t someone remember him? Or at least claim to remember him?”

    Additionally, Root contacted every single Poly Sci major from the class of 1983 asked whether he or she had ever met, seen, or even heard of Obama during the years 1981-1983, when he was a student at Columbia. Every person he asked said no – but most voted for him!

    I rarely attended my Marriage and the Family class in college, and managed to pass it on the strength of good grades on the mid-term and final, which together accounted for 100 percent of my semester grade. And as little as I attended class, people still remember seeing me there. And I’m an average Joe.

    How can a man who would rise to the Presidency not be remembered during college…by anyone?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Irinka the repentant jewess
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    • Oct 2012
    • 359

    #2
    Re: Breaking News: Obama Never Attended College!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    THIS could be the big break we've been waiting for from Jesus. It turns out that Obama lied about going to college, and the proof positive is that NO ONE REMEMBERS HIM! Impeachment, here we come!
    How low can one go? Proverbs 10:9 comes to mind: the truth is bound to come out!
    Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384

      #3
      Re: Breaking News: Obama Never Attended College!

      Well I can't say as I'm surprised. We've been asking for the birth certificate, now it's where are the transcripts Obama? Asking Obama to pull out the sheep skin probably means something different to him than the rest of us.
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Breaking News: Obama Never Attended College!

        If you 'remember' anything about Obama in college you risk being one of the thousands of people whose deaths he is responsible for.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • the unknown prophet
          Unsaved trash, False Prophet
          Forum Member
          • Jul 2013
          • 97

          #5
          Re: Breaking News: Obama Never Attended College!

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          If you 'remember' anything about Obama in college you risk being one of the thousands of people whose deaths he is responsible for.
          Amen brother Nobar. Obama is one of the sleaziest, most untrustworthy politicans we've ever had. In fact, Obama is so deceitful and so secretive, that he makes Bill Clinton seem like an honest and moral person!
          Not to mention his low-life gangsta rap nigress daughters.
          1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

          The forces of evil in this world are listed here, post #9.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #6
            Re: Breaking News: Obama Never Attended College!

            I am not surprised no one remembers him.

            I certainly do not remember any of the janitors in any of my schools either. Just the 'guy in a Grey uniform, smelling slightly of MD40/40 and 'American Crew Pomade', pushing the wide dust broom all while saying "Yeszzz sir!!"
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • ChristMySavior
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              Forum Member
              • Aug 2013
              • 46

              #7
              Re: Breaking News: Obama Never Attended College!

              And just when I thought he could stoop no lower. In the future, we should pay more attention to Proverbs 26:28
              Exodus 20:3 - Thou shalt have no other gods before me
              Romans 8:35 - Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? shall tribulation, or distress, or persecution, or famine, or nakedness, or peril, or sword?

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #8
                Re: Breaking News: Obama Never Attended College!

                Obama probably sodomized and consumed everyone he encountered. That is pretty standard behavior for a Kenyan Voodoo priest. I shudder to think of what will take place in his FEMA camps!
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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