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I know some of you would be wary of a program being supported by Obama, but the NSA was actually started by George Bush.
I commonly preach against the evils of masturbation and pornography. As you may know, the NSA has branched out from anti-terrorism to helping prosecute drug-addicts and tax-dodgers. A few calls to certain Republican politicians (names kept secret for now) and I was given heaps of information on pornographic material accessed by members of my own church!
The material arrived on Saturday night. So me and my team were up for hours trawling through this pornographic material, censoring the sights for public viewing and linking them to members of the church. For a few hours it was just me by myself up in the office, exhausted. But it payed off the next day.
During my preaching, we turned on the projector and displayed a list of members of our church who had accessed pornography that week, with their face, address, and social security number displayed for all to see. The slides then went through them one-by-one, summarizing each of their particular disgusting fetishes which they had searched for and viewed.
The few clever ones got out of there immediately, but most stood in shock until the angry congregation made sure they left. We certainly won't be seeing them again.
I commonly preach against the evils of masturbation and pornography. As you may know, the NSA has branched out from anti-terrorism to helping prosecute drug-addicts and tax-dodgers. A few calls to certain Republican politicians (names kept secret for now) and I was given heaps of information on pornographic material accessed by members of my own church!
The material arrived on Saturday night. So me and my team were up for hours trawling through this pornographic material, censoring the sights for public viewing and linking them to members of the church. For a few hours it was just me by myself up in the office, exhausted. But it payed off the next day.
During my preaching, we turned on the projector and displayed a list of members of our church who had accessed pornography that week, with their face, address, and social security number displayed for all to see. The slides then went through them one-by-one, summarizing each of their particular disgusting fetishes which they had searched for and viewed.
The few clever ones got out of there immediately, but most stood in shock until the angry congregation made sure they left. We certainly won't be seeing them again.
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