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  • Shouldn't we check the chapel and grounds to remove any eco-friendly products?

    Fellow Christians, I was listening to Glenn Beck again today, and he was once again proving that this whole global warming deal is a giant hoax.

    Glenn sure puts his money where his mouth is! He will fire anybody caught using "environmentally friendly" crap such as florescent light bulbs and recyclable goods.

    Glenn Beck bans environmentally friendly products

    I am thinking we might want to do the same here. I think I saw recycled toilet tissue in the mensroom outside Children's Prayer Circle. Shouldn't we get rid of that stuff?
    "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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    Re: Shouldn't we check the chapel and grounds to remove any eco-friendly products?

    This is a wonderful idea. Maybe we should gather all these disgusting things into a pile, douse them in gasoline, and set fire to them! That would make the hippies sit up and take notice.
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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      Re: Shouldn't we check the chapel and grounds to remove any eco-friendly products?

      woa there guys, we have to be sustainable, and recycle. all those petro chems destroy the earth and cause birth defects. how could you be so heartless? if you believe in god and that he made the earth for you, why would you purposly trash his gift?

      RIDE BIKES
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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        Re: Shouldn't we check the chapel and grounds to remove any eco-friendly products?

        Originally posted by recovering_christer View Post
        woa there guys, we have to be sustainable, and recycle. all those petro chems destroy the earth and cause birth defects. how could you be so heartless? if you believe in god and that he made the earth for you, why would you purposly trash his gift?

        RIDE BIKES
        Sounds like you might have some mercury poising in your system from those new CFL bulbs. You should contact a medical professional as soon as possible.

        Riding bicycles causes impotence - we have a thread about that somewhere around here.
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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          Re: Shouldn't we check the chapel and grounds to remove any eco-friendly products?

          Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
          Sounds like you might have some mercury poising in your system from those new CFL bulbs. You should contact a medical professional as soon as possible.

          Riding bicycles causes impotence - we have a thread about that somewhere around here.
          yeah i saw that, seems pretty far fetched to me

          but just out of, you know, general curiosity, how do you reconcile polluting and destroying a gift from your god?

          i don't want to seem too out of line, but wouldn't driving an SUV be falling victim to temptation? it is basically a status symbol, many people get around just fine without filling the air with toxins.
          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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            Re: Shouldn't we check the chapel and grounds to remove any eco-friendly products?

            Originally posted by recovering_christer View Post
            yeah i saw that, seems pretty far fetched to me

            but just out of, you know, general curiosity, how do you reconcile polluting and destroying a gift from your god?

            i don't want to seem too out of line, but wouldn't driving an SUV be falling victim to temptation? it is basically a status symbol, many people get around just fine without filling the air with toxins.
            Here's the link so you can go to the EPA's web site on how to properly clean up those CFL bulbs you keep breaking.




            God gave man dominion over the earth - it says so in the Bible (KJV1611).

            And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

            - Genesis 1:26
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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              Re: Shouldn't we check the chapel and grounds to remove any eco-friendly products?

              Originally posted by recovering_christer View Post
              yeah i saw that, seems pretty far fetched to me

              but just out of, you know, general curiosity, how do you reconcile polluting and destroying a gift from your god?

              i don't want to seem too out of line, but wouldn't driving an SUV be falling victim to temptation? it is basically a status symbol, many people get around just fine without filling the air with toxins.
              We drive powerfull V8 and V12 SUV's and cars because we know that by doing so we are emulating chariots of fire as driven by Elisha

              2 Kings 6:17

              And Elisha prayed, and sayde, Lord, I pray thee, open his eyes that he may see. And the Lord opened the eyes of the young man, and hee saw: and behold, the mountaine was full of horses, and charets of fire round about Elisha.
              Isaiah 66:15

              For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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