Would a McCain Presidency be Bush III?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Friends, I'm a bit concerned about John McCain. He's worked so hard to gain the Republican party's nomination, only to begin trying to distance himself from Godly GW Bush.

Why, just look at this article! It's like he doesn't even want to be associated with the President God Himself appointed twice in a row!!

My Week: John McCain

Monday
My opponents are saying that a McCain presidency would be a continuation of a Bush presidency. That is plain wrong. My position is different to the position of George W. Bush. He is taller than me. Our positions consistently differ by almost four inches.

I do not intend to besmirch George W. Bush but in many areas we do not concur. Take climate change. He thinks climate change is not important, and he is not going to do anything. Whereas I think climate change is very important, and I am not going to do anything about it. See? A McCain first term is not a Bush third term. The American people recognise this. They will vote for change.

Tuesday
I have a driver. He is called Clive. I'm told that George W. Bush has a driver, too. He is called Michael. Clive, Michael, Clive, Michael. You take my point? These names don't even start with the same letter. The American people know this. They will not believe a lie.

“Senator McCain?” says Clive, as I reach my car. “We have Senator Clinton on the line for you, sir.”

We move out of signal and Senator Clinton is cut off. She calls back. Senator Clinton always calls back. Sometimes again and again.

“John?” she says. “I want you to know that I'm still the enemy. Don't go taking me off your dartboard, you hear? Never mind this Bee Ess about the delegates! I'm the one you've got to watch out for! I'm taking this all the way.”

I admire Senator Clinton. I have known her many years. Maybe 16 years. I can count to 16. As the American people know, George W. Bush could not.

Wednesday
She's not wrong, though. In my campaign headquarters, we do indeed have a dartboard. On this, there is a picture of Barack Obama, under a picture of Hillary Clinton, under a picture of Barack Obama, under a picture of Hillary Clinton, under a picture of Barack Obama, under a picture of Hillary Clinton under a picture of Barack Obama. The Democrats do not have a monopoly on change. Just look at our dartboard. Oh yes, America!

It's not impossible that George W. Bush once had a dartboard with John Kerry on it. But never mind that. On many, many other important areas, we diverge. My middle name is Sidney. They never tell you that.

Thursday
Senator Clinton calls again. She is sending over another dartboard, to stand next to the dartboard with the picture of Senator Obama on it. “It's a running-mate dartboard,” she says keenly. “It's a little smaller.” I tell Senator Clinton that we don't want her dartboard. Hell, we don't need it. Only the presidential candidate gets a dartboard. Everybody knows that.

Senator Clinton says that's up to us. If we don't want the dartboard, she says, she would be more than happy to come over and personally stand in front of the main one. I hang up. Several times.

Friday
I also, as it happens, disagree with President Bush on Iraq. His position is untenable. George W. Bush believes that the surge is working, and that we must stay there until the job is done. John S. McCain believes that we must stay there until the job is done and that the surge is working. “That sounds kinda similar,” says Clive, over his shoulder.

I sigh, look out the window, and tuck into my afternoon biscuit. It's a Wagon Wheel. As the American people well know, George W. Bush wouldn't eat a Wagon Wheel. He'd have a pretzel. It's clear blue water, my friends. Plain as the day.

It's like he's trying to get the votes of Demoncrats or something! Disgusting.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Would a McCain Presidency be Bush III?

Rev Rodimer,

Jesus will come to him in a vision if necessary to place him on the One True Path. Glory!

[Brother Stephen]

Re: Would a McCain Presidency be Bush III?

McCain is not worthy of licking Bush's shoes.

Hopefully God will kick him back into his senses, and he will give his position back to Bush. (Once he's beaten that Black Man.)

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Would a McCain Presidency be Bush III?

I don't want to alarm anyone or sound like I'm getting into conspiracy theories or anything but I would like to express that maybe a McCain presidency wouldn't be such a bad thing. I mean, has anyone ever seen President Bush AND John McCain in the same place at the same time? Makes you think...

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Would a McCain Presidency be Bush III?

I hope so! What we need now is eight more years of tax cuts for Jesus' favorite folks (the wealthy) and the holy war needs to run its course. I sure hope people can see through all of this propaganda about expensive gas and unemployment. The only unemployed people I know are that way because GOD hates them and they're bad employees. And that expensive gas is a GOD-send, it keeps poor folks' junk cars off of the streets. A VERY OPTIMISTIC GLENDORA

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Would a McCain Presidency be Bush III?

I think a John McCain Presidency-- dare I say it?-- might actually be even BETTER than the Godly Reign of George W. Bush. Why, you ask? Because John McCain will save America from the LIEberal forces that are violently shoving the Jigaboo Agenda down our throats.

Also, John McCain is from a time when America stood tallest, The Great Depression, before Franklin Delano Roosevelt turned our economic system over to the socialists. Think about it:

When John McCain was born, people went to vaudeville shows.
John McCain was already nearly 29 years old when the Voting Rights Act was signed.
When John McCain was born, a gallon of gas cost 10 cents.
When John McCain was born, most people kept their food in ice boxes and had regular ice delivery.
When John McCain was in college, people used streetcars.
When John McCain was born, the average price of a new house was $3925.
When John McCain was born, Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy were about to make their radio debut on Rudy Vallee’s Royal Gelatin Hour.
When John McCain was born, people walked around with buffalo nickels in their pockets.
When John McCain was born, Hoover Dam had not officially opened.
When John McCain was born, most band members wore tuxedos.
When John McCain was born, most people used Godly coal to heat their houses.
When John McCain was born, more than half the Supreme Court was born before or during the Civil War.
The number one song the year John McCain was born was “Pennies from Heaven” by Bing Crosby.
John McCain was 10 years old before Jackie Robinson ruined baseball.
When John McCain was born, if you had $665 you could buy a brand new Studebaker.
When John McCain got out of college, there were Colored waiting rooms and drinking fountains.
When John McCain was in college, most movies were in black and white.
John McCain was 11 years old before the Jigaboo Agenda won their America-hating battle to desegregate the military.
When John McCain was a young man, accordions were used for entertainment.
When John McCain was born, people took a week on a boat to visit Europe.

[Buford T Scoggins]

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Brother Montague, that was so beautiful. It brings tears to my eyes when I think of what a great nation America once was. How we've fallen!

Add to your list that when John McCain was born, negras that got too uppity could be hung from the nearest oak tree. And if anyone admitted to being a fag, you could chain 'em to a car bumper and drag 'em through the street while everyone cheered.

Sometimes I think I was born 50 years too late.

YIC,
Buford

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Would a McCain Presidency be Bush III?

Add to your list that when John McCain was born, negras that got too uppity could be hung from the nearest oak tree. And if anyone admitted to being a fag, you could chain 'em to a car bumper and drag 'em through the street while everyone cheered.

Indeed, Mr. Scoggins.

Now, the same envirofascists who won't allow Godly American oil companies to drill in the Alaskan National Wildlife Refuge also want to protect "precious oak trees" from a little rope burn, and have made lynching illegal! And bureaucrats upset about potential "road wear" outlawed queer-dragging decades ago; but those queers can "do drag" of a different sort all they want!



I tell ya, it's disgusting. The Liberalism in this country is dragging us into the sewer.

Can even John McCain save us from the Lefties?

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Would a McCain Presidency be Bush III?

I tell ya, it's disgusting. The Liberalism in this country is dragging us into the sewer.

Can even John McCain save us from the Lefties?

Brother, you needn't post a photo of Hillary. She's suspended her campaign.

YIC,
Buford

[Glendora Christianson]

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I know Mr. McCain will have a hard time filling our president/savior's shoes. But I will blindly support Mr. McCain because he's all we've got. I am still praying for an end to term limits, even if it requires some sort of disaster or act of terrorism to keep our beloved GWB in power.

I also pray that Mr. McCain will select a man of GOD, like Mr. Huckabee or Pastor Zeke to keep the homosexuals and infidels under control. I am very concerned that Obama will have his native brothers doing voodoo dances and sprinkling chicken blood on our white girls before bruising their teats and plucking their tokens of virginity.