Just to be clear, WE ARE NOT RACIST

[the unknown prophet]

I fear that many unsaved trash idiots who come onto this forum get the idea that somehow, we here at Landover Baptist are all racist towards anybody who isn't like us. Well, that is simply not the case. Now me personally, I am a race realist, which means that I believe trying to compare different races is like comparing apples and oranges, not comparing who's superior and who's inferior. Asians are good at math and the hard sciences. African Americans are good at music, specifically at being able to sing well and to play instruments such as the drums in addition to maintaining a beat. White people are well-rounded and can be good at anything. Robin Thicke can "get down" with the blackest of them, am I right? Yea yea.

There are also athletic differences between the races. African Americans of western African descent are adept at events that require quick bursts of strength, speed, or jumping ability. This may be due to their abundant muscle mass and heavy bones. Likewise, Asians, being the physically weakest race, have good flexibility, agility, and reflexes. That's why they're so good at table tennis, gymnastics, and also diving. Once again, whites, being "in the middle" are well-rounded, and able to excel at any type of athletic activity. Crank that funky music white boy!

Besides, according to Wikipedia, white man/black woman interracial marriages have lower divorce rates than black man/white woman marriages:

In the case of Black wife/White husband marriages, divorce by the 10th year of marriage is 44% less likely than among White/White unions.

White wife/Black husband marriages are twice as likely to divorce by the 10th year of marriage compared to White/White couples, while White wife/Asian husband marriages are 59% more likely to end in divorce compared to White/White unions.

Whereas white men are good partners for black women, despite their less than feminine bodily features, black men marry white women apparently so they can get "white wimmenz", but once the marriage starts requiring more responsibility, they bolt and run for the door. So much for the stereotype of the white male slave-owner raping his black female slaves. Another thing to consider is that most black women are democrats, which means they're even more ugly than usual, as is evidenced by this thread. That only makes white men who marry black women even less racist than they already are.

Mods, can this thread be made a sticky? I have a feeling that we'll be seeing plenty of trolls coming onto this thread in order to blast us and Jesus as racist. I say let them come onto this thread, so we can truly establish once and for all that we are not racist here at Landover Baptist Church.

[FreeFromBrains]

Re: Just to be clear, WE ARE NOT RACIST

I fear that many unsaved trash idiots who come onto this forum get the idea that somehow, we here at Landover Baptist are all racist towards anybody who isn't like us. Well, that is simply not the case. Now me personally, I am a race realist, which means that I believe trying to compare different races is like comparing apples and oranges, not comparing who's superior and who's inferior. Asians are good at math and the hard sciences. African Americans are good at music, specifically at being able to sing well and to play instruments such as the drums in addition to maintaining a beat. White people are well-rounded and can be good at anything. Robin Thicke can "get down" with the blackest of them, am I right? Yea yea.

There are also athletic differences between the races. African Americans of western African descent are adept at events that require quick bursts of strength, speed, or jumping ability. This may be due to their abundant muscle mass and heavy bones. Likewise, Asians, being the physically weakest race, have good flexibility, agility, and reflexes. That's why they're so good at table tennis, gymnastics, and also diving. Once again, whites, being "in the middle" are well-rounded, and able to excel at any type of athletic activity. Crank that funky music white boy!

Besides, according to Wikipedia, white man/black woman interracial marriages have lower divorce rates than black man/white woman marriages:

Whereas white men are good partners for black women, despite their less than feminine bodily features, black men marry white women apparently so they can get "white wimmenz", but once the marriage starts requiring more responsibility, they bolt and run for the door. So much for the stereotype of the white male slave-owner raping his black female slaves. Another thing to consider is that most black women are democrats, which means they're even more ugly than usual, as is evidenced by this thread. That only makes white men who marry black women even less racist than they already are.

Mods, can this thread be made a sticky? I have a feeling that we'll be seeing plenty of trolls coming onto this thread in order to blast us and Jesus as racist. I say let them come onto this thread, so we can truly establish once and for all that we are not racist here at Landover Baptist Church.

How may people who are not racist need to make a post about how not racist they are?

Are you a child? You may as well say "I'm not racist but..." Or "how can I be racist when I know a black man?"

Are you really that unscocially aware that you have not heard the repetitious canards racist come out with to defend their racism?

Do you know there is a world out there that has an education and isn't fooled by sophomore rationalisations for bigotry?

Welcome to to world outside of America.

Twat.

[Brother Larry]

Re: Just to be clear, WE ARE NOT RACIST

How may people who are not racist need to make a post about how not racist they are?

Are you a child? You may as well say "I'm not racist but..." Or "how can I be racist when I know a black man?"

Are you really that unscocially aware that you have not heard the repetitious canards racist come out with to defend their racism?

Do you know there is a world out there that has an education and isn't fooled by sophomore rationalisations for bigotry?

Welcome to to world outside of America.

Twat.

Maybe some people are racist-curious.

[FreeFromBrains]

Re: Just to be clear, WE ARE NOT RACIST

Maybe some people are racist-curious.

How can you joke about being racist? It's the same as homophobia or sexism: it's concluding character traits, intentions and motivations based on the colour of skin, one's gender or sexual polarity.

If this is what Christianity says and you are happy to defend then fuck you. You are a cunt, Brother Larry. How can you sleep at night saying such horrible things about people who are only different from you in a frankly inconsequential way? Your bible says hate gays? Then fuck the bible.

If you had an ounce of humanity rather than their god in you head you would be a better man.

I dare you to defend your position (probably cementing your solidarity with these bigots). You know what? Fuck it. If you love Jesus so much I'm sure you will fit right it.

Peace out.

[Brother Larry]

Re: Just to be clear, WE ARE NOT RACIST

How can you joke about being racist? It's the same as homophobia or sexism: it's concluding character traits, intentions and motivations based on the colour of skin, one's gender or sexual polarity.

If this is what Christianity says and you are happy to defend then piffle you. You are a cunt, Brother Larry. How can you sleep at night saying such horrible things about people who are only different from you in a frankly inconsequential way? Your bible says hate gays? Then piffle the bible.

If you had an ounce of humanity rather than their god in you head you would be a better man.

I dare you to defend your position (probably cementing your solidarity with these bigots). You know what? piffle it. If you love Jesus so much I'm sure you will fit right it.

Peace out.

If this is your idea of reading me, sorry, I don't like "short" fiction. Part of the fuel that keeps the Lake of Fire burning is crap like Calvin Klein cologne and the hideous fake Prada ripoffs people try to wear in the Village. Oh, and dude, pink is not your color. Hire a new stylist. Enjoy hell. Jesus will send you there just for being too matchy-matchy.

[the unknown prophet]

Re: Just to be clear, WE ARE NOT RACIST

How may people who are not racist need to make a post about how not racist they are?

Are you a child? You may as well say "I'm not racist but..." Or "how can I be racist when I know a black man?"

Are you really that unscocially aware that you have not heard the repetitious canards racist come out with to defend their racism?

Do you know there is a world out there that has an education and isn't fooled by sophomore rationalisations for bigotry?

Welcome to to world outside of America.

Twat.

I take it you're a woman or man or something of color, correct? Perhaps you need to explain this post made by your racial brethren:

Science has proven that the BLACK man is strong and mighty. The BLACK DNA is superior and dominant, white DNA is recessive. When a BLACK PRINCE has children with a WHITE HARLOT the child will look black, this is because black DNA is mighty and dominates over the white DNA. The BLACK man is destined to rule the world through his progeny, in the future humans will be BLACK. Every BLACK man has a duty to contribute to this racial revolution.

The BLACK man is the world's plowman, he must sow his seed in the belly of many white women so that his mighty DNA will dominate the world. When white women are having BLACK babies the inferior white DNA will become extinct, eventually the powerful BLACK DNA will rule the world.

Hell naw bruh! Yeah the science is accurate, our genes will be expressed over the white woman's genes but piffle all that mane! Trust me, your child will be much stronger and blacker with a Black woman. White people are dying out anyway, there is no need to "piffle them out of existense". Also, there are exceptions to the rule when it comes to genetics. A lot of times, the recessive is expressed over the dominant. Thus, it is extremely dangerous to continue to reproduce with cave bitches. By the way, you gotta realize that if we leave our beautiful sistas for white girls then they will fall prey to sexual advances of white boys.

Dear BLACK brothers, I must clarify that I do not propose we substitute our BLACK sisters for the WHITE bitch. I simply propose that we plough the WHITE pussy as a form of active resistance whilst simultaniously impregnating the sacred BLACK womb. Two half-BLACK people can produce one whole-BLACK person, we must exploit this scientific fact.

It must be remembered that BLACK men are irresistibly attractive to WHITE women. BLACK men have more testosterone than WHITE men. The WHITE man has a small insectile penis. The mighty BLACK warrior is the world's alpha male, champion of champions.

The BLACK man has more testosterone than the small dicked WHITE man. It is a scientific fact that the WHITE bitch finds BLACK men irresistible, to her the BLACK seed is like white honey. The WHITE bitch is a whore, a dog in heat. There is no need to have a 'relationship' with the WHITE bitch. The WHITE bitch has thin poisonous lips for telling lies, sickly white skin covered in freckles, a nasty flat butt. How can this compare to the beauty of the BLACK sista? Ebony skin like velvet, full lips, big brown eyes...BLACK women are for marrying.

Likewise, what about this quote my nigress sister? Why are blacks so racist against mulattos?

By doing what you're advocating, we will create a race of confused mulatto bastards who will bring more chaos to our community. Do you really think white women are just going to teach their biracial kids black supremacy? Do you think a white woman will just teach her kids to hate their with family? Also, how are we going to maintain our relationships with our sisters and white bitches at the same time?

No wonder black men are such terrible husbands to their white wives. It seems as if black men who marry white women are in it to get involved in some bizarre black panther plot to eradicate white people. You wouldn't happen to know anything about such a plot, would you now?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Just to be clear, WE ARE NOT RACIST

I fail to understand racists.

I think all people, no matter who they are, have the potential to be Christians. God makes it very simple and abundantly clear the rules He expects us to follow. How could our benevolent Creator possibly be racist?

I think what it really is lesser people have their tiny feelings hurt.

[the unknown prophet]

Re: Just to be clear, WE ARE NOT RACIST

I think we also need to highlight the countries in the world that are the most anti-gay. Turns out, they're not the evil white man: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...homosexuality/

Take a look at Africa of all places.

[Dutch Girl]

Re: Just to be clear, WE ARE NOT RACIST

many unsaved trash idiots

Eh, the label right below your name says "Unsaved trash".

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Just to be clear, WE ARE NOT RACIST

There is nothing racist about acknowledging the diversity in our society. When a black man steals a pie from a windowsill, rapes a white woman, or burns down his own neighborhood, he is just expressing a racial tendency that makes black folks unique. You can't judge him for being an animal. Do you judge a lion for bringing down a wildabeest? Do you judge a Mexican for picking strawberries? Of course not! Racism is a thing of the past, an artifact of ancient civilization.

[the unknown prophet]

Re: Just to be clear, WE ARE NOT RACIST

Eh, the label right below your name says "Unsaved trash".

The reason I have that title is because of a gross misunderstanding. I think it was a few months ago that my male house servant Chauncey logged onto Landover Baptist in order to stir up trouble, pretending to be me. Luckily he was banned from the forum, and since then, he's had to focus more on basketball. He's gotten pretty good last time I checked his skills, and his dunks are ferociously wild and beastly. You want to talk about racist, let's talk about Shaquille O'Neal's racist remarks toward Yao Ming. I also believe Kevin Garnett is one of the most arrogant basketball players in the NBA. And seriously, what is with Floyd Mayweather Jr.? Does he try to be annoying on purpose? I'm sorry for going on a rant, but African-American athletes are the most arrogant athletes in the world. Seriously, is it something in their rap music or in their soul food that causes them to be so annoying?

Also out of curiosity, you are from the Netherlands, correct? I've heard it's one of the tallest nations in the world. I'm guessing it's the whites who comprise all the tall people, but what about any black dutch and middle Eastern dutch people? Are they as tall as the native white dutch people? From where I'm at, all the tall people are either white or African American, whereas the Hispanics and Asians are dwarves.

[Dutch Girl]

Re: Just to be clear, WE ARE NOT RACIST

The reason I have that title is because of a gross misunderstanding.

So, you are saying "God's favorite forum" is making a mistake?

[the unknown prophet]

Re: Just to be clear, WE ARE NOT RACIST

So, you are saying "God's favorite forum" is making a mistake?

No, listen carefully. I'm saying that the moderators on this forum made a mistake. Frankly, I don't know what's taking so long, but nevertheless, I am still waiting patiently for my unsaved trash status to go away.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Just to be clear, WE ARE NOT RACIST

No, listen carefully. I'm saying that the moderators on this forum made a mistake. Frankly, I don't know what's taking so long, but nevertheless, I am still waiting patiently for my unsaved trash status to go away.

There is nothing, absolutely nothing, that will convince us to change our policy regarding anal sex. The Bible is perfectly clear on this point.

[Felicity]

Re: Just to be clear, WE ARE NOT RACIST

I'm saying that the moderators on this forum made a mistake.

We are guided by Jesus. We never make mistakes.