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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12729
    #1

    Report: Excessive Drinking Among House Members (Democrats I'm Sure).

    Reporters covering the U. S. House of Representatives reported today the smell of booze on the breath of House members.

    I'm sure reporters were smelling Democrat members who are no doubt drowning in wiskey over their sorrow--knowing when the government shutdown occurs voters will elect a 100% Republican House of Representatives.

    Democrats know they have been out manuvered and out smarted by the clever moves of House Republicans. The Dems have no alternative but to get drunk and pass out:

    Congressmen Still Boozing As Government Shuts Down
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/30/congressmen-drinking_n_4020023.html
    Congressmen Still Boozing As Government Shuts Down
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Report: Excessive Drinking Among House Members (Democrats I'm Sure).

      All Democrats are drunks. Especially their women.

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337
          #3
          Re: Report: Excessive Drinking Among House Members (Democrats I'm Sure).

          The reason Democrats drink so much, and do so many painkillers and muscle relaxants, is because it helps them cope with the pain associated with anal sex. Consuming all of these mind altering substances causes them to go into an orgiastic frenzy, in which they have to take more drugs to take more penis. The result is an infinite feedback loop of drugs and rape.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12729
              #4
              Re: Report: Excessive Drinking Among House Members (Democrats I'm Sure).

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              The reason Democrats drink so much, and do so many painkillers and muscle relaxants, is because it helps them cope with the pain associated with anal sex. ... The result is an infinite feedback loop of drugs and rape.
              Thank you Brother Billy Bob, I had never thought about the link between painful anal sex and drugs/alcohol. You have to be correct.

              Democrats are after complete moral destruction of this country. No matter how painful the anal sex, they can't get enough of it.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 8337
                  #5
                  Re: Report: Excessive Drinking Among House Members (Democrats I'm Sure).

                  Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                  Thank you Brother Billy Bob, I had never thought about the link between painful anal sex and drugs/alcohol. You have to be correct.

                  Democrats are after complete moral destruction of this country. No matter how painful the anal sex, they can't get enough of it.
                  Especially when you consider that they are primarily entering one another with closed fists and janitorial equipment. Their commitment to Satan is sort of impressive if you think about it in terms of sheer will and pain threshold.

                  I wonder how long they will have to burn in Hell before they start to regret taking the Dark Oath of the Sodomite?
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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