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I am sick to my stomach!
First read this!
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...ghlight=cereal
Then this from fox news!
First read this!
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...ghlight=cereal
Then this from fox news!
So there's a new marshmallow being added to Lucky Charms and it looks like an hourglass. No one knows why, but some reporters think it has something to do with kids being too busy. I doubt it, but I'm too lazy to check and -- more important -- I love Lucky Charms, so whatever they do is awesome by me.
See, sugary breakfast cereals have received a bad rap over the years, often being blamed for hyperactivity, cavities and violent diarrhea — as if these things are somehow bad.
The fact is, cereals are the backbone of family life.
First, it freed up my mom from having to cook labor-intensive breakfasts, like cinnamon French apple toast with raisins shaped into swastikas. Pouring milk into a bowl, though, took just a matter of seconds, allowing her more time to drink.
Also, you cannot deny the appeal of these cereal's delightful characters — creepy King Vitamin, sinister Captain Crunch, the gay lovers Quisp and Quake, and of course, Lucky Charms' perverted leprechaun. I for one, thought they were real, and what a sad day it was when I realized Count Chocula would never take me to the prom.
See, sugary breakfast cereals have received a bad rap over the years, often being blamed for hyperactivity, cavities and violent diarrhea — as if these things are somehow bad.
The fact is, cereals are the backbone of family life.
First, it freed up my mom from having to cook labor-intensive breakfasts, like cinnamon French apple toast with raisins shaped into swastikas. Pouring milk into a bowl, though, took just a matter of seconds, allowing her more time to drink.
Also, you cannot deny the appeal of these cereal's delightful characters — creepy King Vitamin, sinister Captain Crunch, the gay lovers Quisp and Quake, and of course, Lucky Charms' perverted leprechaun. I for one, thought they were real, and what a sad day it was when I realized Count Chocula would never take me to the prom.
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