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    No Obama Flu Shots in Freehold.

    I got the same call today I get every year at this time, "Mayor, this is Jim at Polk County Health. What day would you like us to be in Freehold for our free flu shot clinic?"

    Every year I explain we don't provide any flu shots in Freehold, don't come here. Free flu shots are part of liberal socialized medicine and we don't want any part of it.

    Just to show you how bizarre this guy Obama is, let me explain what the shots do. I've learned they give you a slight case of the flu in hopes it will keep you from getting sicker.

    So, the purpose of Obama's health care system is to make you sick. We don't fall for Obama's tricks in Freehold.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    Re: No Obama Flu Shots in Freehold.

    Amen, Mr. Mayor. And please know that I will be holding my annual "Flu Pre-Healing Prayer Service" (for Platinum Tithers and above) this coming Sunday after the Main Service.


    So assign more city workers to the Church this weekend than usual. There will be a need for extra valet parking attendants.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: No Obama Flu Shots in Freehold.

      I cannot fathom how these liberals hate America so much that they would go town to town and advertise their complete and utter rejection of ! This is the number one reason the Etheldreda children will NEVER go to public school. Once they have your information on a roster, they come to your home and demand to stick your children with Swine Flu if you didn't get your flu shot already.



      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #4
        Re: No Obama Flu Shots in Freehold.

        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
        I've learned they give you a slight case of the flu in hopes it will keep you from getting sicker.
        Major, that's madness!! That's like removing someones finger to prevent their arm from falling off. They may do this sort of thing in Kenya, but we certainly don't need that kind of thing in the Free World.

        If God wants us to sneeze, we sneeze. But to be sure it doesn't go further than that, I think attending Pastor Zeke's Pre-Healing service will be an excellent idea!
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • #5
          Re: No Obama Flu Shots in Freehold.

          Even wallowing in Christless despair as the Ipsissimus of an initiatory occult order, I would never sink so low as to get vaccinated, though autism would definitely have aided me in my mission to lure souls into aeternal separation from God. I preferred to maintain physical constitution through other blasphemous means that equally denied God's healing power, such as taking vitamins, physical exercise, eating a balanced diet, bathing, drinking filtered water, practicing safe sex, the lesser banishing ritual of the pentagram, the Abramelin ritual, vibrating the barbarous names of Kabbalistic evocation, communion with the Baron Samedhi, grave desecration, toad crucifixion, and chicken chasing (which I still struggle with).

          The Lord God has truly blessed me with New Life.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • #6
            Re: No Obama Flu Shots in Freehold.

            Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
            Just to show you how bizarre this guy Obama is, let me explain what the shots do. I've learned they give you a slight case of the flu in hopes it will keep you from getting sicker.

            So, the purpose of Obama's health care system is to make you sick. We don't fall for Obama's tricks in Freehold.
            Ah, if it was only so simple, Brother Johny. We could all probably tolerate a few days of the flu, but these so-called vaccinations have a much more sinister purpose...they make you go gay!

            That's right! Just look at the evidence.

            In late 2008 and early 2009 - just after Obama stole the election - America was ravaged by a swine flu epidemic. The name alone should be a dead giveaway - remember, Muslims (including Obama) regard swine as unclean and they won't eat pork. So when Al Qaeda - based in Obama's home country Kenya - developed the swine flu germ warfare bug, it was a warning to other ragheads not to get the vaccination. But non-Muslims got vaccinated, thanks to socialist Obamacare. And then what happened? The liberal Supreme Court legalized homo marriage!

            China also distributed the homo-making swine flu vaccine to their citizens. The results are all too visible:


            Obama's homo flu shots were given to Chinks, too

            Not surprisingly, now that homos can get married and have children, they are rapidly increasing in number. Homos are everywhere and pretty soon they'll be the majority. Since the Muslims didn't get vaccinated, they'll take over the world, which was Obama's plan all along!
            Praise Jesus!
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