Republican agrees to rape people!

[Godfly]

What more proof do you need that Obama is casting some voodoo spell on the Republican Party. This man is so infused with jungle lust he's thinking about legitimately raping some people!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/25/tom-cole-revenue_n_4164510.html

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Republican agrees to rape people!

What more proof do you need that Obama is casting some voodoo spell on the Republican Party. This man is so infused with jungle lust he's thinking about legitimately raping some people!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/1...n_4164510.html

We really need to screen out Republicans who are not team members. Team members know Jesus does not want to balance the national budget by raising revenue. He wants spending cuts.

[WashedWithHisBlood]

Re: Republican agrees to rape people!

Now I know what I'm about to say may sounded a bit maverick or so but... Being raped is the least'st thing people should worry about. Many of our forefathers were raped for being Christians. Rape is a blessing in disguise. It is a persecution given by the all mighty to test one faith. A true Christian should able to scream the lords name upon being raped & should be willing to get raped in his name.

Blessed [are] they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when [men] shall revile you, and persecute [you], and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great [is] your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Matthew 5:10-12

God bless the Republican party & God bless America.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Republican agrees to rape people!

Now I know what I'm about to say may sounded a bit maverick or so but... Being raped is the least'st thing people should worry about. Many of our forefathers were raped for being Christians. Rape is a blessing in disguise. It is a persecution given by the all mighty to test one faith. A true Christian should able to scream the lords name upon being raped & should be willing to get raped in his name.

Blessed [are] they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when [men] shall revile you, and persecute [you], and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great [is] your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Matthew 5:10-12

God bless the Republican party & God bless America.

Friend, at times being raped and stoned to death is just part of being a woman. Since God tells us in Ephesians that a man is to his wife as Christ is to His church (Landover), that means that a man has the absolute right and responsibility to determine every aspect of his wife's destiny, with any degree of arbitrariness and capriciousness that God would be allowed. Thus, if a man chooses to stone his wife to death for developing gray hair, God will defer to the man's will in determining whether she should be sent to Heaven or Hell after her skull caves in.

Because of this passage in Ephesians, I have written my own bible for my wife to follow and obey. I have even petitioned God to create a special hell just for her if she makes any mistakes.

[WashedWithHisBlood]

Re: Republican agrees to rape people!

Friend, at times being raped and stoned to death is just part of being a woman. Since God tells us in Ephesians that a man is to his wife as Christ is to His church (Landover), that means that a man has the absolute right and responsibility to determine every aspect of his wife's destiny, with any degree of arbitrariness and capriciousness that God would be allowed. Thus, if a man chooses to stone his wife to death for developing gray hair, God will defer to the man's will in determining whether she should be sent to Heaven or Hell after her skull caves in.

Because of this passage in Ephesians, I have written my own bible for my wife to follow and obey. I have even petitioned God to create a special hell just for her if she makes any mistakes.

Amen, sir.

[Godfly]

Re: Republican agrees to rape people!

The rape I'm taking about isn't the made up rape most women complain about, it's the rape of some of the most important people in America! American corporations!

[WashedWithHisBlood]

Re: Republican agrees to rape people!

The rape I'm taking about isn't the made up rape most women complain about, it's the rape of some of the most important people in America! American corporations!

Well sir, as a real Christian I would welcome any kind of rape whether that be spiritual rape, financial rape or mental rape... cause I believe it is a great kind of persecution that can strengthen my faith towards the Lord all mighty.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Republican agrees to rape people!

The rape I'm taking about isn't the made up rape most women complain about, it's the rape of some of the most important people in America! American corporations!

Perhaps it is insufficient that we as a nation have bestowed personhood on corporations. We must assign the properties of male gender and Christianity to them as well. Then perhaps God will heed our prayers and protect them from these ruthless anal violations.