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    Tatarstan Authorities Refuse to be Oppressed by the Handicapped!

    This article hits very close to home for me, as I was once the victim of a hit and run rape by a paraplegic, before Christ enclosed His circle of protection about me.

    For some reason it is taboo to point out the many innate advantages that the handicapped lord over us. For one, they have wheels. People like to pretend that this somehow slows them down. Then why do cars have wheels? Why don't turbines use legs to propel aircraft? Having access to wheel technology basically makes the handicapped our overlords. Watch Clash of the Titans for more information about the handicapped.

    I know we are used to seeing Russia as a den of oppression. Well, the people of Russia are standing up against the handicapped menace, despite the fact that they have nothing but legs to do it with.
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    Re: Tatarstan Authorities Refuse to be Oppressed by the Handicapped!

    I like the stand they are taking there.

    We as a society are thwarting the infinitely wise plan of God when we try to reward those whom the Almighty has seen fit to afflict with curses. He has cursed them for a reason, and then we are expected to give them the best parking, easy access to businesses and "special" athletic competitions so these gimps can feel good about themselves? Poppycock, I say! It's unnatural to go against God's plan. He obviously meant for them to struggle, and it is dangerous for us to try to ease this in any way.

    I say take away their wheelchairs. God's loving wise message would be much more powerful and effective if everyone could behold them laboriously dragging themselves along the street, trailing atrophied and calloused limbs behind them.
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    I Kings 7:23

    And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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    • #3
      Re: Tatarstan Authorities Refuse to be Oppressed by the Handicapped!

      Preach it, Brother. Remember Oscar Pistorius? A legless freak whose creepy robot limbs made him the fastest white man in Africa, even faster than some blacks. He was laughably allowed to compete in the Olympics when he would have been better off in NASCAR. Oh, how the media swooned. Like most cripples, he was a complete psychopath, "accidentally" pumping four bullets into his girlfriend through a bathroom door.
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        Re: Tatarstan Authorities Refuse to be Oppressed by the Handicapped!

        And let us not forget that while our country was choosing the road to communism and damnation through the offices of the Democrats, the Russians were standing behind Brother President Vladimir Putin, who has brought Christianity to that godless land.

        Praise God!
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        • #5
          Re: Tatarstan Authorities Refuse to be Oppressed by the Handicapped!

          This is exactly why we have a "No Ramps" policy at God's favorite Church!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            Re: Tatarstan Authorities Refuse to be Oppressed by the Handicapped!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            This is exactly why we have a "No Ramps" policy at God's favorite Church!
            The handicapped are no better than the damned skateboarders when it comes to defacing property with their incontinent bowels.

            I believe they call it "tagging".
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            • #7
              Re: Tatarstan Authorities Refuse to be Oppressed by the Handicapped!

              Like the rest of you True Christians, I am also sick and tired of being bullied by so-called "handicapped" people. Anyone who can drive a car or operate a wheelchair isn't handicapped - indeed, they get to drive places (like the aisles of Wal-Mart) where the rest of us are forced to walk.


              Privileged Wal-Mart shopper

              Of course, as the above photo illustrates, the so-called handicapped aren't really cripples, they're just fat. Which begs the question: Why don't they just get gastric bypass surgery and liposuction? Hey, only costs about $100,000 - anyone making minimum wage can easily afford it. In fact, you can get it done for free if you donate a few organs at the same time - nobody needs two kidneys, or corneas, and we pay premiums for livers and hearts.

              No, the fatties just want to remain "handicapped" so they can get privileged parking and welfare checks. Outrageous!
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              • #8
                Re: Tatarstan Authorities Refuse to be Oppressed by the Handicapped!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                This is exactly why we have a "No Ramps" policy at God's favorite Church!
                Amen, Pastor Ezekiel! It is refreshing to see such close adherence to the Holy Word of God.
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                I Kings 7:23

                And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                • #9
                  Re: Tatarstan Authorities Refuse to be Oppressed by the Handicapped!

                  Russia just keeps getting more and more Godly, first standing up to the Gay Menace, and now this, now if they only could take a stand against Obama, invade the White House and turn America into a Christian theocracy!

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