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  • The_Arizonan
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2008
    • 47
    #1

    Fact about Jewish Senators

    Here's an interesting fact about the United States Senate:

    Thirteen members are in fact Jewish. Clearly, there is a conspiracy on account of the disproportionate representation in the Senate.






    Just look at all of the faces. If you want, I can give you all of their names if you don't want to go through all of the trouble.
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    • eliot mayfield
      God Squad
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 9324
      #2
      Re: Fact about Jewish Senators

      Originally posted by The_Arizonan View Post
      Here's an interesting fact about the United States Senate:

      Thirteen members are in fact Jewish. Clearly, there is a conspiracy on account of the disproportionate representation in the Senate.






      Just look at all of the faces. If you want, I can give you all of their names if you don't want to go through all of the trouble.
      Next time you make a post here, go through the trouble, and also finish it.
      A post should build up to a conclusion of some sort.
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555
          #3
          Re: Fact about Jewish Senators

          Next he's going to tell us that Hollywood is full of joos too.

          Read your Bible pal! The joos are hellbent on destroying Christianity!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • The_Arizonan
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jun 2008
              • 47
              #4
              Re: Fact about Jewish Senators

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Next he's going to tell us that Hollywood is full of joos too.

              Read your Bible pal! The joos are hellbent on destroying Christianity!
              I'm going to post a photo gallery of all the Jewish Representatives too.

              If you want to, I'll post a photo gallery of all the Jewish media company CEOs.

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                • Roberta
                  Anti La Leche League Organizer
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 1817
                  #5
                  Re: Fact about Jewish Senators

                  WHY?
                  Come climb my mountains.

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621
                      #6
                      Re: Fact about Jewish Senators

                      Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                      WHY?
                      Good question. Who in their right mind would want to look at a bunch of pictures of yids? Those things are ugly as sin.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15708
                          #7
                          Re: Fact about Jewish Senators

                          Yeah why? You've seen one penny-pinching hooked nosed jew, you've seen em all.
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                            • JawOfAnAss
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2008
                              • 313
                              #8
                              Re: Fact about Jewish Senators

                              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                              Yeah why? You've seen penny-pinching hooked nosed jew, you've seen em all.
                              Got that right sister.
                              Two Joos fighting over a penny=copper wire.
                              Judges 15:16
                              And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                  Honorary True Christian™
                                  Forum Member
                                  • May 2008
                                  • 13996
                                  #9
                                  Re: Fact about Jewish Senators

                                  O NOES!!!1!eleven!!

                                  They be JEWS!

                                  HEP US, SOOPAH-NAZI!!!
                                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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