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  • Free Market Fred
    The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2009
    • 803

    #1

    Dumb liberal mom gives daughter to Negroes

    This news item should outrage all True Christians...

    CPS nabs teenager because she was hanging out with black people

    Some dumb white liberal housewife named Destiny Thompson handed over her 13-year-old daughter, Landry Thompson, to a couple of Negro bucks for the weekend. The story was that the trio were going to drive from Tulsa, Oklahoma to Houston, Texas, to attend an intensive 3-day dancing class. Anticipating that the alert Texas police would arrest any Negroes traveling in a car with an under-aged white woman, Mrs Thompson gave her daughter a notarized document explaining that the two Negroes were the girl's "guardians" for 3 days.

    Not surprisingly, the Godly Houston police immediately spotted the suspicious "dance troupe" and arrested them. After phoning dumb liberal Mom and informing her that her daughter was in the company of Negroes, Mom insisted that she had given her consent to the trip. The police, of course, weren't so stupid as to let the young whore go off with her black squeeze, so the three were taken to the police station. The white child harlot was handed over to Child Protective Services, where she was strip searched and cavity searched (hey, should could have had drugs or a weapon hidden "up there"). Mom was told to fly down to Houston to retrieve her daughter.


    Landry Thompson and her two pimps

    In the end though, the liberals made such a big stink with the news media, that Child Protective Services handed over the slut to her Negro captors. They then drove back to Tulsa, Oklahoma.

    I am shocked to the point of disbelief. Especially since Houston's Child Protective Services was recently privatized and is run by my company! In fact, I just fired the manager of the Houston office. It was totally wrong to hand over that young white girl to a couple of Negroes. And for free no less! We could have easily have transferred her a nice work-study program in Saudi Arabia for a $100,000 placement fee, paid for by her new 50-year-old Saudi guardian. Not only that, but she could have continued her dancing lessons at an exclusive club in Mecca.


    Free dance lessons thanks to
    Child Protective Services


    Well, this just goes to prove that you can't trust the liberal nanny state to do anything right. The only hope for our nation is to apply free market solutions at every opportunity. Only by doing this can we protect our children.
    Praise Jesus!
    Brother Fred
    CEO, The Uranus Corporation
    Put your faith in Uranus!

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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Dumb liberal mom gives daughter to Negroes

    No doubt this so-called "mother" was educated in the public school system and had probably been taught that these gay dancing boys were just like normal people. And because of her negligence, the daughter was terrified. I would be too if I were surrounded by negroes in tights.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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