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The vast overreach of the godless communists in God forsaken Washington, D.C. having reached an unbearable level, the congregation of my own church has voted to commit an act of civil disobedience as a protest against the continuing assault on freedom and God's people by these devilish wretches.
Accordingly, this very day, our entire congregation has removed the tags from our mattresses, the ones that say, "Do Not Remove-Federal Law" and we have sent them to the Democrats in Washington through the good offices of Federal Express, which is the only branch of the Federal Government that still works. We feel that our blatant disregard of their laws will finally get their attention and let them know that we are really mad, more angry even than we were with King George.
I call on all Christians to do likewise. If we don't stop the foolishness of those communist Democrats, there is no telling what will happen.
Accordingly, this very day, our entire congregation has removed the tags from our mattresses, the ones that say, "Do Not Remove-Federal Law" and we have sent them to the Democrats in Washington through the good offices of Federal Express, which is the only branch of the Federal Government that still works. We feel that our blatant disregard of their laws will finally get their attention and let them know that we are really mad, more angry even than we were with King George.
I call on all Christians to do likewise. If we don't stop the foolishness of those communist Democrats, there is no telling what will happen.
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