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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #16
    Re: Liberal icon Nelson Mandela finally in hell!

    THIS is conclusive evidence that Mandela is in hell now.
    Nelson Mandela, in Hell

    Greetings True Christians(tm)!

    Today Nelson Mandela, former president of South Africa, ended his worldly life and entered the depths of Hell. Mandela was an unsaved heathen, and died without knowing the Lord. Not only did Mandela influence American Demoncrat Barack Hussein Obama, but he also practiced a heathen African tribal religion. Unfortunately, while Mandela did some great things for the nation of South Africa by ending apartheid, Heaven is like an exclusive club, unsaved unwelcome. Mandela died unsaved, and is therefore not welcome in Heaven.

    Nelson Mandela was also influenced by Darwinism and Communism! Mandela was an avid reader of Marx in the 1950s, and everybody knows that God hates Communists! Mandela allied himself with Communists and heathen Indian Gandhi, who is also in Hell. Instead of seeking a Christian approach to freedom from apartheid, Mandela instead turned entirely to heathens. In fact, Mandela and Gandhi even are rumored to have engaged in rampant homosexual acts with each other while planning protests!

    Mandela was also friendly toward Muslims, God’s hated people! Mandela was linked to the American Civil Rights movement, and many members of this movement were Muslims. Know what the Muslims did after they got African Americans equal rights? They crashed airplanes into buildings and started sectarian wars in the Middle East. Nelson Mandela was allied with these heathen scum, and is now being punished for his earthly mistakes.

    Tonight I watched many news stations. On every channel, they showed Africans lining the streets of South Africa, doing happy dappy heathen dances, perhaps in hopes that the voodoo rain god might look with favor upon the soul of Mandela. Unfortunately, these savages are of the same cloth as Mandela. Nelson Mandela may have been a great AFRICAN nature, but by world standards, he was rather lacking. But alas, this is the best that Africa can do. Africa is a heathen continent filled with heathens, and it is no wonder that God allowed the people of Africa to be enslaved.

    I implore those Africans still living to reject the sinful ways of Nelson Mandela and embrace Christianity so that they might not follow Mandela into Hell. Let us pray for the Africans, out of love. Dear Lord Jesus Christ, please lead the Africans away from heathen religions and to You. Please lead the Africans to Christianity so that they may stop being punished with AIDS, poverty, and dirty water, and so that they may avoid the fate of Nelson Mandela and avoid being cast into hell. This we pray in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Amen.

    A heartfelt Christian messages from your friends,

    Jim Solouki and Martin Baker
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Free Market Fred
      The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2009
      • 803

      #17
      Re: Liberal icon Nelson Mandela finally in hell!

      Nelson Mandela was a famous drug gang leader, just like that beaner Pablo Escobar. Except that Mandela was a Negro.


      Nelson Mandela (the Negro holding the gun)

      He lived in the south side of Chicago, a black ghetto known as South Africa. His gang was called the ANC.

      Mandela was an opponent of Apartheid, a rival gang. Mandela attended the same Muslim church as Obama, run by the notorious Marxist drug addict Reverend Wright.

      Mandela died of AIDS, which he caught by having homo sex with drug addicts. Of course, Mandela - like all drug gang lords - is a big hero with the liberals because they all want medical crack to be legal.

      It's not surprising that Mandela died on Pearl Harbor Day. He used to sell a particularly addictive form of crack, which was known on the street as "Pearl Harbor." And just like the Japs (and Obama and Rev. Wright), Mandela wanted to destroy America.

      Don't be surprised if the liberals start demanding that we make December 7 Mandela Memorial Day and do away with Christmas so as to avoid having two holidays in December.
      Praise Jesus!
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      • A Follower
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 872

        #18
        Re: Liberal icon Nelson Mandela finally in hell!

        It does make one wonder: what if rap artists like this Mandela sang psalms instead of hip hop about bitches, thugs & drugs. They could be using their influence for good instead of promoting the drive by shootings that no doubt were the cause of this coon's own death.
        Leviticus 26:15-16
        And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12609

          #19
          Re: Liberal icon Nelson Mandela finally in hell!

          Our Republican Party is so blessed to have Dick Cheney in our midst. He just reaffirmed the truth, Nelson Mandela was a terrorist:

          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • Elijah Mee, PhD
            True Christian™ Brainiac
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2013
            • 538

            #20
            Re: Liberal icon Nelson Mandela finally in hell!

            Good old Maggie Thatcher, the last bastion of true conservatism in Britain, knew that Mandela was nothing but a bog standard negro terrorist and she refused to use her political power to assist him during his time in prison. She publicly stated her position on Mandela several times.

            Him and his dirty anarcho-terrorist "political" party blew stuff up in South Africa. Make no mistake about it: Nelson Mandela was a terrorist. He used the threat of violence (terror) to gain sociopolitical traction for his stupid commie ideals.

            Why does history look kindly on his acts of terrorism? Just because the liberal left-wing soap dodgers decided that his motivation was "moral"? Give me a break, he was no better than some poo poo skin raghead planning the next 9/11.
            But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

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            • Elijah Mee, PhD
              True Christian™ Brainiac
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2013
              • 538

              #21
              Re: Liberal icon Nelson Mandela finally in hell!

              Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post

              I hope to see a sign very similar to this one at the gates of Heaven.
              But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

              The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
              Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
              "eSports": Become Usain Bolt without leaving your sofa

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              • 123ABCmatt
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Dec 2013
                • 8

                #22
                Re: Liberal icon Nelson Mandela finally in hell!

                are you stupid?

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                • Godfly
                  Descended from Rapes
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 1552

                  #23
                  Re: Liberal icon Nelson Mandela finally in hell!

                  Originally posted by 123ABCmatt View Post
                  are you stupid?
                  I don't think a retard like you wood understand the answer to that question. You are way two stupid.
                  Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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