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  • Godfly
    Descended from Rapes
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 1552

    #1

    No more Catholics in the Republican Party!

    We need two stop being the big tent party. The Republican Party has been tolerant too a fault and it's time too say enough!

    It was bad enough that Newt Gingrich had some kind of fit and began spouting praise for Muslim dictator Nelson Mandoola, but when some of his True Christian friends tried two set him straight he turned on them! "What would you have done?" He says! I wood and did get blisters on my feet dancing four joy and praising God!



    Next Rick Santorum compares the Godly effort two end the tyranny of O-butthole-care to Manoola's terrorism against the True Christian government on what was once God's second favorite country South Africa!



    Tolerance and inclusion has not worked for us in the past! Le let a Mormon in and he gave the country back to a Muslim! We kneed two kick these drunk boy loving catlickers too the curb and fill are ranks with real white people again!
    Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
  • Naomi Ruth Lamb
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2013
    • 999

    #2
    Re: No more Catholics in the Republican Party!

    Brother Godfly, Your post had my father shouting Hosanna by the time he finished reading it. You see, Father often monitors the posts I choose to open. My mother muttered something under her breath that I don't quite understand. Perhaps you'll know what she meant. It was something about you needing a bj in the worst way. Father and she are in the Discipline Den currently - I think it's because Father asked for eggs over easy and instead they were over medium. Anyway, I will ask about what she meant when they emerge. Sometimes Mother says the oddest things.
    1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
    Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
    Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
    Locations in 50 States and Canada
    !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
    Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
    Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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    • Godfly
      Descended from Rapes
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 1552

      #3
      Re: No more Catholics in the Republican Party!

      Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
      Brother Godfly, Your post had my father shouting Hosanna by the time he finished reading it. You see, Father often monitors the posts I choose to open. My mother muttered something under her breath that I don't quite understand. Perhaps you'll know what she meant. It was something about you needing a bj in the worst way. Father and she are in the Discipline Den currently - I think it's because Father asked for eggs over easy and instead they were over medium. Anyway, I will ask about what she meant when they emerge. Sometimes Mother says the oddest things.
      I can see where you're father is coming from. It was presumptuous of your mother two assume I needed a BJ. My father gave me my first BJ and I've never needed another one. The BJ he gave me is responsible for the life I lead today.

      Everyone should be given a Biblical Jesus, and open you're hearts to him.
      Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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      • Naomi Ruth Lamb
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2013
        • 999

        #4
        Re: No more Catholics in the Republican Party!

        Thank you for clarifying that for me. Father grinned when he read your reply. I shall always go about giving Bibical Jesuses whenever I can. I will ask Pastor if I can set up a BJ booth at our Christmas Dinner when I see him at prayer meeting this week. What would we women do without the help and guidance of Godly Christian men? Bless you sir, and may your life be full of BJ!
        1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
        Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
        Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
        Locations in 50 States and Canada
        !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
        Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
        Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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        • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
          An old soul
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4922

          #5
          Re: No more Catholics in the Republican Party!

          Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
          I will ask Pastor if I can set up a BJ booth at our Christmas Dinner when I see him at prayer meeting this week.
          Glory! Don't forget to put an ad on craigslist to let the congregation know about it.
          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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          • Wandering Minstrel
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2013
            • 57

            #6
            Re: No more Catholics in the Republican Party!

            Not all R.I.N.O.s are catlicks that's plain to see
            But all the ring kissers are R.I.N.O.s if you ask me
            The party shouldn't let just anybody in
            least of all those who won't give up their sin
            We all struggle with inequities--tis the human condition
            but forgiveness won't come with a mere act of contrition
            No man of this world is worthy of praise
            Tis only the good shepherd who can lengthen your days
            He alone has been given the power that saves
            So it makes a real difference to whom a man prays
            There is only one mediator between man and God
            anyone other than Jesus is simply a fraud!

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