NOW Obamer's a HINDOO?!?

[StreetPreacherLew]

You see that thing? That THING?

Obama's got one in his pocket, literally. He's got "Lord" Hanuman on a magic charm he carrys with him. Them Indians...no the other ones...the ones named "Habib" who own all the AM/PM's and 7-11's...they're praying to this false idol that Obama gets elected. Then, they're gonna give Obama a big one to put on his desk to go along with the Monkey in his pocket.

This is a clear, CLEAR violation of Commandments #1 and #2. Why, if this heathen scumbag Obama get's elected he'll have us all worshipping 8 armed fornicating giraffe gods!

Let us pray, Brothers and Sisters!

Dear Baby Jesus,

Please save us from this Unsaved nigra trash Presidential Candidate. Strike him down with your almighty wrath before he corrupts our children with his sinful, disgusting ways. We don't care how you do it, just please do it before the elections. While you're at it, send another earthquake to show them smelly saffron eating, Monkey spankers in India how much You disapprove of their satanic audacity! The Tsunami worked well last time. Perhaps you could give them another one of those wonderful waves of Rebuke to show them who's Lord! Better yet, use some of your mysterious ways to start some doo-doo in Kashmir, then the Hindooz and Moo-slims in Paki-land will start lobbing nukes at each other and save us the trouble and taxpayer expense.

In Jesus' name we pray
Amen.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: NOW Obamer's a HINDOO?!?

Silly, superstitious nigra. That is truly disgusting, they call that "thing" a monkey god. Perhaps it is fitting after all...

[StreetPreacherLew]

Re: NOW Obamer's a HINDOO?!?

If I had that thing I'd melt it straight down, sell it and then I'd have enough to be a Platinum Level Tither!

What kind of offering does it want, bananas?!?

I hear it's got demonic mystical powers too. It urinates Goldschlager and there's a button on the back. When you push it, MonkeyBoy says "Eeek! Eeek! Bow down and worship me, Eeek! Eeek!"

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: NOW Obamer's a HINDOO?!?

Braack Saddamhussein Osama will evidently worship anything, as long as it isn't Jesus. He must secretly be a Romanist.

[Brother Cletus]

Re: NOW Obamer's a HINDOO?!?

Good post, brother....it's tragic, but doesn't come as a surprise that one monkey would worship another.

[George W. Bush]

Re: NOW Obamer's a HINDOO?!?

I don't see why they just don't re-re-elect me...

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: NOW Obamer's a HINDOO?!?

It would not surprise me at all. Let's look at what we KNOW are FACTS about this Obama character: He isn't just a Muslim/Hindoo Communist Terrorist Nigra, he's elitist. All one has to do is tour places like Tehran, Islamabad, Amsterdam, London, or Chicago to find out what kind of a hellish nightmare we're in for if this elitist, naive, Godless, Muslim, faux-Christian, not-black-enough, priviledged, welfare-mooching, liberal Manchurian Candidate is foisted upon the American people through our own ignorance. The FACTS that are in PLAIN VIEW on important truth-telling, highly-respected, factual News Services like RightWingCrackpot.com, FoxNews.com, BlacksAreInferior.com, RushLimbaugh.com, NewsMax.com, RavingLunaticRacist.com, and TheJigabooAgenda.com.

It truly is sad how America has lost its way thanks to the liberal media. Sad. A cryin' shame. We're doomed.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: NOW Obamer's a HINDOO?!?

What will you bet that the Obama boy reads chicken entrails to tell his fortune.

Maybe he's got a voodoo doll of John McCain to torture too.