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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Democrats Claim Global Warming Causes Girls to Turn Harlot

    THIS has to be the craziest theory yet. The Demoncrat Party is now trying to make us believe that "global warming" (a huge lie) actually causes girls to become prostitutes.

    Congressional Democrats: Global warming turns women into prostitutes


    Not content with making American’s lives miserable, Progressive Democrats now want to spread their wackadoodle ideas around the world in the name of saving women from the mythical ravages of climate change.

    A resolution put forward by Rep. Barbara Lee, D-Calif., and a dozen other House Democrats claims that global warming could drive women to prostitution, The Hill reported Monday. According to Democrats, climate change will affect women worse than men and could force poor women into the sex trade.

    Where to begin with this. I suppose a good place to start is with the outrageously sexist notion that women are more worthy of Big Government Solutions TM than men are. Imagine for a second the howls of protest if it were a Republican man who suggested we engage in a global political effort that only benefits other men. You can’t because that would never happen. But enough about that, here comes the sex part:

    “[F]ood insecure women with limited socioeconomic resources may be vulnerable to situations such as sex work, transactional sex, and early marriage that put them at risk for HIV, STIs, unplanned pregnancy, and poor reproductive health,” the resolution says.

    They left out the heartbreak of psoriasis and bad breath. Not sure how this group of women came to the conclusion that men are somehow immune from any of this but sexist Progressives don’t worry about things like that.

    “My resolution will affirm the commitment to include and empower women in economic development planning and international climate change policies and practices,” Lee told The Hill. “This will help communities adapt to climate impacts, and embark on a path towards clean and sustainable development.”

    Maybe things are different on the planet Congresswoman Lee lives on, but is there anywhere other than the most backward, mostly Islamist countries where women are not “empowered” to do these things already? Of course not. But this resolution isn’t targeted at them. The audience for this bit of political histrionics is American women and specifically independent women voters.

    The resolution says the ability of women to adapt to climate change is “constrained by a lack of economic freedoms, property and inheritance rights, as well as access to financial resources, education, family planning and reproductive health, and new tools, equipment, and technology.”

    But men facing the same constraints can adapt just fine? Gotcha. But seriously, who knew that abortion was the key to stopping Global Warming?

    It calls on Congress to use “gender-specific frameworks in developing policies to address climate change” and encourages President Obama to “integrate a gender approach in all policies and programs” related to climate change.

    Try to unpack that mess. What does ‘integrate a gender approach’ even mean? Still, that’s a nice mash-up of feminist-friendly buzzwords. Someone’s obviously read up on their womyn’s studies.

    Climate Change and the environment is the Progressive’s god. Other than abortion, nothing is more holy and worthy of sacrifice to the modern Leftist. (Not that Progressives are willing to sacrifice anything, mind you. Suffering is for everyone else.)

    Combining pseudo-intellectual babble about the environment with overwrought laments about oppressed Third World women is also a great way to deflect attention from the mess Progressive Democrats leave behind wherever they go. Democrats love to pretend they think Great Thoughts and do Great Deeds. Climate change and war on women rhetoric is nothing more than political theater.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2013
    • 1284

    #2
    Re: Democrats Claim Global Warming Causes Girls to Turn Harlot

    Wow...that's just about the single most stupid theory I've ever heard of. What kind of hash oil are those people injecting?

    If anything, whores should contribute to global warming as we burn them, not the other way around:

    Genesis 38:24 (1611 King James Bible)

    ¶ And it came to passe about three moneths after, that it was tolde Iudah, saying, Tamar thy daughter in law hath played the harlot, and also behold, she is with child by whoredom: and Iudah said, Bring her foorth, and let her be burnt.
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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14289

      #3
      Re: Democrats Claim Global Warming Causes Girls to Turn Harlot

      Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
      Wow...that's just about the single most stupid theory I've ever heard of. What kind of hash oil are those people injecting?

      If anything, whores should contribute to global warming as we burn them, not the other way around:
      It's a funny thing Mr Snyde that here, where it's fairly warm (although never much above 50°C and most cities would peak at about 45 max in the summer) there are no heating bills. Sure, I like to stoke up a fire in the winter but it's not really necessary. The air conditioning is running today but that's not really necessary either and I never hear any complaints beside the seaside, beside the sea. Obviously there is no air conditioning there.

      So I fail to see how anyone living in a freezing cold place like the UK or the USA or Spitzbergen would become "food insecure" if it went tropical. Just grow pineapples.

      Newspeak is a wholly synthetic language however, as doctrinaire as the Credo which spawns it. Reality went out the window a long time ago. In Glasgow, for example, it is announced that due to the inclemency of the weather and her inability to afford heating bills the Scottish strumpet must hock her wares to finance the monthly bath. One would think she'd welcome a bit of global warming. London is another cold city. Have you ever been in a phone box in London? If not, don't bother.
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      Now I will not betray any knowledge I may have from attending leftie gab-fests, purely in a professional capacity I must append. The haircuts and dangly earrings (not to mention nose grommets) aren't half as bizarre as the claptrap. "We will reach a consensus and workshop together until we find-the-words sisters" they spout. Some of their earrings are made from the titanium nosecones of decommissioned nuclear missiles, they confide when I show an interest. They are forced to be exploited as sex-workers by the sexist-power-elite but don't seem to object to the free cigars and city flats made available to them. "They would have us die of hypothermia," is a common theme (in London) (substitute melanoma in Sydney). "They leave us no choice," yet when I asked no choice other than what? I got some very funny looks Mr Snyde.






      1. consensus: a form of claptrap with which no-one actually disagrees because it is entirely content free
      2. workshop: obviously this is not a verb, so a good example of 3 (below)
      3. find-the-words: to foozle a collection of utterences which either sound good but cancel each other out or don't mean anything in the first place
      4. sex-workers: common sluts; this together with 3 (above) and 5 (below) are always pronounced as a single word
      5. sexist-power-elite: men, but apparently disregarding Angela Merkel, Margaret Thatcher, Queen Victoria, Gina Rinehart, Paris Hilton & about half the throned monarchs of Europe. And Hilary Clinton.

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      • WilliamJenningsBryan
        True Christian™
         
        • Jan 2007
        • 9384

        #4
        Re: Democrats Claim Global Warming Causes Girls to Turn Harlot

        The Democrats are always entitled to their opinions, just not the facts. There are just two things that one might conclude from the facts; (1) either their "theory" about global warming causing prostitution is true, in which case the numbers indicate that the earth is getting cooler, or (2) their "theory" is complete hogwash.

        As always, anytime you see a Democrat's lips moving rest assured there is something wrong with the teleprompter. A True Christian™ Republican always has the seal of approval from Jesus.

        U.S. Department of Justice
        Office of Justice Programs
        Bureau of Justice Statistics

        Patterns & Trends
        October 2012, NCJ 239423
        Arrest in the United States, 1990-2010
        Howard N. Snyder, Ph.D., BJS Statistician



        From 1990 to 2010, the arrest rate for prostitution and commercialized vice was cut in half (down 55%), with substantial declines in both the male (down 62%) and female (down 50%) arrest rates (figure 8). The recent period from 2005 to 2010 also saw large declines in the male (down 35%) and female (down 27%) arrest rates for prostitution and commercialized vice.

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        • see_the_light
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2006
          • 1386

          #5
          Re: Democrats Claim Global Warming Causes Girls to Turn Harlot

          DEMONcrat lies... GW, poverty, insecurity.

          We all know what causes these harlots.

          Nahum 3:4 Because of the multitude of the whoredoms of the wellfavoured harlot, the mistress of witchcrafts, that selleth nations through her whoredoms, and families through her witchcrafts.

          Witches, not poor but wellfavored witches.

          PRAY TO JESUS!

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