Obama Rolls Out Negro Colored Band Aids

[sinnersbedamned]

As part of the Obamacare healthcare act, negro colored band aids will soon be available. As the Obama has declared, white colored band aids are racist, and band aids of appropriate color must now be manufactured to properly disguise wounds on skin of all colors.


There will be three shades available. Light skinned negro, medium skinned negro, and an ultra dark "Wesley Snipes" will also be offered for a limited time. The smaller round band aids will also be enlarged to cover gunshot wounds.


The lord jesus would never approve of such a thing. Band aids were never meant for the colored.

[see_the_light]

Re: Obama Rolls Out Negro Colored Band Aids

Band aids were never meant for the colored.

I thought they used mud and such.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Obama Rolls Out Negro Colored Band Aids

This brings up another question - whatever happened to white sidewall tires? I know they looked great on the Cadillac Eldorado Brougham in the '50's (that is until the nigras started driving Cadillacs). I'll bet the production was stopped because they were "racist" (and sometime after Obama was born).