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  • Mr. Jingles
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2007
    • 574
    #1

    Obama plans on ruining NASCAR

    I hear rumors of Barak Obama becoming a NASCAR spokesman which will bring an end to a fine sport that consumes lots of fossil fuels.

    What racecar names will Obama give us-the Commie Nigra? Or perhaps the Crack Ho 500? This scares me no end.
    Tags: osambo
    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555
      #2
      Re: Obama plans on ruining NASCAR

      I heard something similar. I heard he's going to take all the NASCAR stadiums and turn them into outdoor gay orgy festivals.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • eliot mayfield
          God Squad
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 9324
          #3
          Re: Obama plans on ruining NASCAR

          I blame LBJ for letting this trend start.
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • Glendora Christianson
              Spiritual Mother of LBC
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2329
              #4
              Re: Obama plans on ruining NASCAR

              Has anyone seen the new Nascars?
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              Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                • Roberta
                  Anti La Leche League Organizer
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 1817
                  #5
                  Re: Obama plans on ruining NASCAR

                  Or the drivers?
                  Last edited by Roberta; 08-25-2008, 11:26 AM.
                  Come climb my mountains.

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                    • Glendora Christianson
                      Spiritual Mother of LBC
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2329
                      #6
                      Re: Obama plans on ruining NASCAR

                      Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                      Or the drivers?
                      But I am very happy to announce one of the officials to be...
                      (I don't think Osamabama is smart enough to recognize him)
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                      Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748
                          #7
                          Re: Obama plans on ruining NASCAR

                          Not only did Barack Obama ruin nascar, President Donald Trump has made it better than ever. In fact, NASCAR is now the best! People actually stand for the national anthem.

                          And praise Jesus.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Lord Natas
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Sep 2017
                              • 3
                              #8
                              Re: Obama plans on ruining NASCAR

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